Virtual campfire 2009

[darrenbha]

>slides back into camp and clambers into tent > night everyone

[karlpowell]

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that, among all of the citizens of the kingdom, only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost. The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick...

The moral of the story - Pay your bills.

[darrenbha]

Thank you for your kind moral lecture Karl, Whats todays plan?

[karlpowell]

todays plan is to find out how to get solfest tickets

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Edited February 3, 2009 by karlpowell

[darrenbha]

I'd be tempted by Solfest if it wasn't so inaccessible without transport

[karlpowell]

they have a mini bus that runs from the camp to the towns train station for free

[darrenbha]

mmmmm. i think i'll ponder this over a large beer

[karlpowell]

Ponder away my friend , I am so there...had a real good timer last year. * passes bong to darren* ready loaded

[darrenbha]

AAAHHHH. the bong, a truly excellent idea, Think i might continue my ponderance watching DJ Yoda in the glade if you're up for it

[karlpowell]

Sure.. I will make another mix and we can take the bong with us

[Mardy]

That Solfest thing looks cool, I like the ethos behind it from what they say on the website. Nice.

[karlpowell]

I was there last year ...was great

[darrenbha]

Hey Mardy, Joining us for an early afternoon beer

[Mardy]

sounds good, yeah, love to. Cheers. Right, we off to the glade are we?

I've just downloaded an old SnubTV compilation video from 1990. Mad watching my youth again.

[darrenbha]

I remember snubtv with fondness, Yep off to the Glade <grabs rucksack of beer>

[darrenbha]

<dances wildly in the glade>

[karlpowell]

* cough cough* peers therough big mushroom cloud * thats some great dancing there darren* Bubble Bubble Bubble Bubble Bubble

[darrenbha]

Have you got any of those mitzi's with you mate

[karlpowell]

Bubble Bubble Bubble Bubble * fumbles through pockets * Bubble Bubble Bubble Bubble

there you go matey

[darrenbha]

Cheers karl >still dancing madly even tho music has stopped>

[Red_Eye_Jedi]

This looks fun

*opens a beer*

starts singing coma girl..

"I was crawling through a festival way out west,

I was thinking about love and the acid test"

[darrenbha]

Hi red eye jedi. How you doing. Grab yourself a beer from the bag

[Red_Eye_Jedi]

how very nice of you

*skins up*

*passes to darren*

[darrenbha]

Cheers <tokes> thats pretty good stuff.

[Red_Eye_Jedi]

You are very welcome

*dances around the fire*