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Be honest.. isn't sex at festivals just a little overrated?


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i mean come on...

looong walk back to the tent in the dark.

pissing off friends when u want the tent to yourself.

uncomfortable ground.

pulling off wellies takes forever.

both absolutely hammered.

tents are not soundproof.

people keep wandering in.. or too close to the tents.

have i killed the mood??

:)

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i mean come on...

looong walk back to the tent in the dark.

pissing off friends when u want the tent to yourself.

uncomfortable ground.

pulling off wellies takes forever.

both absolutely hammered.

tents are not soundproof.

people keep wandering in.. or too close to the tents.

have i killed the mood??

:)

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i mean come on...

looong walk back to the tent in the dark.

pissing off friends when u want the tent to yourself.

uncomfortable ground.

pulling off wellies takes forever.

both absolutely hammered.

tents are not soundproof.

people keep wandering in.. or too close to the tents.

have i killed the mood??

:)

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when i was on the job, i forgot how close my mates tent was to mine. and didnt realise he was listening.

i said "fancy going halves on a ciggy, in fact fancy going halves on a bastard?"

and then my mate piped up from the next tent "f**king hell Phil your pillow talk is awesome" :)

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Haha. I don't plan on having sex this weekend.

But there's nothing to say you have to do it in your tent. Why not find a nice quiet area somewhere - that erases the issues of long walk to tent, don't have to take wellies off, no-one will hear you, no-one can walk in on you - problem solved!

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when i was on the job, i forgot how close my mates tent was to mine. and didnt realise he was listening.

i said "fancy going halves on a ciggy, in fact fancy going halves on a bastard?"

and then my mate piped up from the next tent "f**king hell Phil your pillow talk is awesome" :)

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