101 things to do at a Festival

[JamieT]

1. Avoid the seat and sink when going to the toilet

2. shower in the shower, crap in the toilet

3.

Please do add your own ideas and continue the list! Let’s see if we can get to 101…

Edited August 13, 2008 by JamieT

[xploit]

3. Take loads of money so you can blow it on me ?

[Magicdust]

4. Find a band with foals hair cuts and KOL shirts and proclaim you've just watched the 'next big thing'

5. Queue for an hour to get something signed by someone at the NME tent, only to miss a really good band and lose/get autograph wet in the rain

Edited August 13, 2008 by Magicdust

[somecoolusername]

6. Stay clear of the Geldof offspring

7. (Doesn't apply to V but) don't go near the comedy tent

8. Make friends with the hippies with the tent pitch next door to you - they could sort you out.....

9. Don't bottle bands unless it's Nickelback or you have really good aim and can do a similar thing as to the Panic At The Disco singer at Reading '06

Edited August 13, 2008 by somecoolusername

[JamieT]

10. Charge your phone on the sunday if your expecting a lift on monday

11. Open a free bar

12. Try to sumggle what ever you can into the arena that's not allowed, regardless of how useful it is

13. Argue with every security officer telling some one off just for the hell of it

14. Flee from walls of death at all costs

[Magicdust]

15. eat some lovely noodles then spend the next day in an infested portaloo wondering if it really was worth those £7

16. Take some drugs from a stranger... for some reason this is suddenly acceptable

17. Feel free to chat up anything you want. This can include props, staff and trees

[Magicdust]

18. Hang around with z list celebs such as the cast of hollyoaks in the virgin union lounge

[JamieT]

19. avoid eye contact with the person using the toilet after you

[Magicdust]

20. Remember herbal highs are an expensive asprin and therefore avoid

21. Do not wear a big f**k off hat and stand in the middle of the crowd wondering why you are being shoved quite so violently

[JamieT]

22. Don't temp people to give shoulder rides by going commando =p

[Magicdust]

23. Do not buy a big fur coat from the oxfam stall - you will catch flees

[JamieT]

24. find the drunkest person you can, and pay for them to go on the bungee ride

[Magicdust]

25. Find the arcade section and dare an unsuspecting friend to look through the gate at the side then wet yourself with happiness as the carnies dog/donkeys bark and scare the shite out of them

[Magicdust]

26. Be too lazy to unpitch your tent on the monday morning and pretend you're leaving it as a good will gesture for the charity collecting tents....

[JamieT]

26. challenge all the staff to duels by slapping them with a leather glove

[Magicdust]

27. Ask every police man you come across if it's true pregnant women can pee in their helmet.... then cross your legs like you really need to go...

[JamieT]

28. avoid sitting any where near police dogs, because they only have to look at you funny and your screwed drugs or no drugs

[rhysieg]

29. turn your light source off if getting frisky in a tent, shadows will appear on the tent wall broadcasting it to the whole of the camp site

[Magicdust]

30. Queue for an hour to use a toilet only to find it full to the brim and be forced to use the piss wall instead

[craig-g]

31. Go streaking around the campsites, puts smiles on peoples faces (if they're not already smiling! ).

32. Take a racquet and some tennis balls and when night falls proceed to fire balls in random directions and wait to see the confused looks of people looking around, wondering where a flying tennis ball has just come from (my bro does this every year)!!!

[mitze90]

24. find the drunkest person you can, and pay for them to go on the bungee ride

[PaulysGone]

31. Go streaking around the campsites, puts smiles on peoples faces (if they're not already smiling! ).

32. Take a racquet and some tennis balls and when night falls proceed to fire balls in random directions and wait to see the confused looks of people looking around, wondering where a flying tennis ball has just come from (my bro does this every year)!!!

[PaulysGone]

31. Go streaking around the campsites, puts smiles on peoples faces (if they're not already smiling! ).

32. Take a racquet and some tennis balls and when night falls proceed to fire balls in random directions and wait to see the confused looks of people looking around, wondering where a flying tennis ball has just come from (my bro does this every year)!!!

[the_hedge]

34.As soon as you hear someone doing an accoustic verison of Wonderwall (because there is always someone) walk over to them and kindly smash their guitar over their head and set fire to it. This wil stop the annoying drone and provide heat for you and your friends.

[jackbaueruk2005]

35. hmmmm a simple one that would help things 1-34.......remember to bring ur ticket