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I went to V and saw a man in a basque, and heard some scousers shouting for "Dave", who knew where they could find Charlie, but it wasn't the type they were hoping for. I then came across a group of very muddy girls in tutus who said "

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I went to V and saw a man in a basque, and heard some scousers shouting for "Dave", who knew where they could find Charlie, but it wasn't the type they were hoping for. I then came across a group of very muddy girls in tutus who said " we know where you can get some charlie!" But Charlie turned out to be a man in a tutu with an 8 ball and a banjo so we had to run, all except Bob who now walks like John Wayne.

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Phil, you have a very vivid imagination. I like it.

I went to V and saw a man in a basque, and heard some scousers shouting for "Dave", who knew where they could find Charlie, but it wasn't the type they were hoping for. I then came across a group of very muddy girls in tutus who said " we know where you can get some charlie!" But Charlie turned out to be a man in a tutu with an 8 ball and a banjo so we had to run, all except Bob who now walks like John Wayne. Suddenly, Seasick Steve magically appeared and

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I went to V and saw a man in a basque, and heard some scousers shouting for "Dave", who knew where they could find Charlie, but it wasn't the type they were hoping for. I then came across a group of very muddy girls in tutus who said " we know where you can get some charlie!" But Charlie turned out to be a man in a tutu with an 8 ball and a banjo so we had to run, all except Bob who now walks like John Wayne. Suddenly, Seasick Steve magically appeared and banished the man in the tut with an 8 ball and banjo.

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Alexx you'd be amazed what gets discussed in a land rover full of squaddies heading for Brecon...

I went to V and saw a man in a basque, and heard some scousers shouting for "Dave", who knew where they could find Charlie, but it wasn't the type they were hoping for. I then came across a group of very muddy girls in tutus who said " we know where you can get some charlie!" But Charlie turned out to be a man in a tutu with an 8 ball and a banjo so we had to run, all except Bob who now walks like John Wayne. Suddenly, Seasick Steve magically appeared and banished the man in the tut with an 8 ball and banjo. Everyone was listening to the music and drinking Thunderbird, strictly Thunderbird and got the Hobo Low!

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I went to V and saw a man in a basque, and heard some scousers shouting for "Dave", who knew where they could find Charlie, but it wasn't the type they were hoping for. I then came across a group of very muddy girls in tutus who said " we know where you can get some charlie!" But Charlie turned out to be a man in a tutu with an 8 ball and a banjo so we had to run, all except Bob who now walks like John Wayne. Suddenly, Seasick Steve magically appeared and banished the man in the tut with an 8 ball and banjo. Everyone was listening to the music and drinking Thunderbird, strictly Thunderbird and got the Hobo Low! Then along came Richard Branson who . . .

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I went to V and saw a man in a basque, and heard some scousers shouting for "Dave", who knew where they could find Charlie, but it wasn't the type they were hoping for. I then came across a group of very muddy girls in tutus who said " we know where you can get some charlie!" But Charlie turned out to be a man in a tutu with an 8 ball and a banjo so we had to run, all except Bob who now walks like John Wayne. Suddenly, Seasick Steve magically appeared and banished the man in the tut with an 8 ball and banjo. Everyone was listening to the music and drinking Thunderbird, strictly Thunderbird and got the Hobo Low! Then along came Richard Branson who was looking for a worthy festival goer to win £1 million! The contest involved......

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I went to V and saw a man in a basque, and heard some scousers shouting for "Dave", who knew where they could find Charlie, but it wasn't the type they were hoping for. I then came across a group of very muddy girls in tutus who said " we know where you can get some charlie!" But Charlie turned out to be a man in a tutu with an 8 ball and a banjo so we had to run, all except Bob who now walks like John Wayne. Suddenly, Seasick Steve magically appeared and banished the man in the tut with an 8 ball and banjo. Everyone was listening to the music and drinking Thunderbird, strictly Thunderbird and got the Hobo Low! Then along came Richard Branson who was looking for a worthy festival goer to win £1 million! The contest involved...... singing the greatest song in the world, tribute and then bringing him a brandy glass full of M&Ms at 2 in the morning.

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I went to V and saw a man in a basque, and heard some scousers shouting for "Dave", who knew where they could find Charlie, but it wasn't the type they were hoping for. I then came across a group of very muddy girls in tutus who said " we know where you can get some charlie!" But Charlie turned out to be a man in a tutu with an 8 ball and a banjo so we had to run, all except Bob who now walks like John Wayne. Suddenly, Seasick Steve magically appeared and banished the man in the tut with an 8 ball and banjo. Everyone was listening to the music and drinking Thunderbird, strictly Thunderbird and got the Hobo Low! Then along came Richard Branson who was looking for a worthy festival goer to win £1 million! The contest involved...... singing the greatest song in the world, tribute and then bringing him a brandy glass full of M&Ms at 2 in the morning. however charlie won this contest, and while delivering the m&ms in his tutu, he couldent stop himself. richard branson no longer owned something that was virgin.

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I went to V and saw a man in a basque, and heard some scousers shouting for "Dave", who knew where they could find Charlie, but it wasn't the type they were hoping for. I then came across a group of very muddy girls in tutus who said " we know where you can get some charlie!" But Charlie turned out to be a man in a tutu with an 8 ball and a banjo so we had to run, all except Bob who now walks like John Wayne. Suddenly, Seasick Steve magically appeared and banished the man in the tut with an 8 ball and banjo. Everyone was listening to the music and drinking Thunderbird, strictly Thunderbird and got the Hobo Low! Then along came Richard Branson who was looking for a worthy festival goer to win £1 million! The contest involved...... singing the greatest song in the world, tribute and then bringing him a brandy glass full of M&Ms at 2 in the morning. however charlie won this contest, and while delivering the m&ms in his tutu, he couldent stop himself. richard branson no longer owned something that was virgin.

Meanwhile... a drunken man stumbled his way towards main stage

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I went to V and saw a man in a basque, and heard some scousers shouting for "Dave", who knew where they could find Charlie, but it wasn't the type they were hoping for. I then came across a group of very muddy girls in tutus who said " we know where you can get some charlie!" But Charlie turned out to be a man in a tutu with an 8 ball and a banjo so we had to run, all except Bob who now walks like John Wayne. Suddenly, Seasick Steve magically appeared and banished the man in the tut with an 8 ball and banjo. Everyone was listening to the music and drinking Thunderbird, strictly Thunderbird and got the Hobo Low! Then along came Richard Branson who was looking for a worthy festival goer to win £1 million! The contest involved...... singing the greatest song in the world, tribute and then bringing him a brandy glass full of M&Ms at 2 in the morning. however charlie won this contest, and while delivering the m&ms in his tutu, he couldent stop himself. richard branson no longer owned something that was virgin.

Meanwhile... a drunken man stumbled his way towards main stage and bumped into Peter Kay who was selling

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I went to V and saw a man in a basque, and heard some scousers shouting for "Dave", who knew where they could find Charlie, but it wasn't the type they were hoping for. I then came across a group of very muddy girls in tutus who said " we know where you can get some charlie!" But Charlie turned out to be a man in a tutu with an 8 ball and a banjo so we had to run, all except Bob who now walks like John Wayne. Suddenly, Seasick Steve magically appeared and banished the man in the tut with an 8 ball and banjo. Everyone was listening to the music and drinking Thunderbird, strictly Thunderbird and got the Hobo Low! Then along came Richard Branson who was looking for a worthy festival goer to win £1 million! The contest involved...... singing the greatest song in the world, tribute and then bringing him a brandy glass full of M&Ms at 2 in the morning. however charlie won this contest, and while delivering the m&ms in his tutu, he couldent stop himself. richard branson no longer owned something that was virgin.

Meanwhile... a drunken man stumbled his way towards main stage and bumped into Peter Kay who was selling GARLIC BREAD and it was spitting

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I went to V and saw a man in a basque, and heard some scousers shouting for "Dave", who knew where they could find Charlie, but it wasn't the type they were hoping for. I then came across a group of very muddy girls in tutus who said " we know where you can get some charlie!" But Charlie turned out to be a man in a tutu with an 8 ball and a banjo so we had to run, all except Bob who now walks like John Wayne. Suddenly, Seasick Steve magically appeared and banished the man in the tut with an 8 ball and banjo. Everyone was listening to the music and drinking Thunderbird, strictly Thunderbird and got the Hobo Low! Then along came Richard Branson who was looking for a worthy festival goer to win £1 million! The contest involved...... singing the greatest song in the world, tribute and then bringing him a brandy glass full of M&Ms at 2 in the morning. however charlie won this contest, and while delivering the m&ms in his tutu, he couldent stop himself. richard branson no longer owned something that was virgin.

Meanwhile... a drunken man stumbled his way towards main stage and bumped into Peter Kay who was selling GARLIC BREAD and it was spitting...and coughing having caught a chill because unlike clever campers it hadn't been wearing its

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I went to V and saw a man in a basque, and heard some scousers shouting for "Dave", who knew where they could find Charlie, but it wasn't the type they were hoping for. I then came across a group of very muddy girls in tutus who said " we know where you can get some charlie!" But Charlie turned out to be a man in a tutu with an 8 ball and a banjo so we had to run, all except Bob who now walks like John Wayne. Suddenly, Seasick Steve magically appeared and banished the man in the tut with an 8 ball and banjo. Everyone was listening to the music and drinking Thunderbird, strictly Thunderbird and got the Hobo Low! Then along came Richard Branson who was looking for a worthy festival goer to win £1 million! The contest involved...... singing the greatest song in the world, tribute and then bringing him a brandy glass full of M&Ms at 2 in the morning. however charlie won this contest, and while delivering the m&ms in his tutu, he couldent stop himself. richard branson no longer owned something that was virgin.

Meanwhile... a drunken man stumbled his way towards main stage and bumped into Peter Kay who was selling GARLIC BREAD and it was spitting...and coughing having caught a chill because unlike clever campers it hadn't been wearing its long johns

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I went to V and saw a man in a basque, and heard some scousers shouting for "Dave", who knew where they could find Charlie, but it wasn't the type they were hoping for. I then came across a group of very muddy girls in tutus who said " we know where you can get some charlie!" But Charlie turned out to be a man in a tutu with an 8 ball and a banjo so we had to run, all except Bob who now walks like John Wayne. Suddenly, Seasick Steve magically appeared and banished the man in the tut with an 8 ball and banjo. Everyone was listening to the music and drinking Thunderbird, strictly Thunderbird and got the Hobo Low! Then along came Richard Branson who was looking for a worthy festival goer to win £1 million! The contest involved...... singing the greatest song in the world, tribute and then bringing him a brandy glass full of M&Ms at 2 in the morning. however charlie won this contest, and while delivering the m&ms in his tutu, he couldent stop himself. richard branson no longer owned something that was virgin.

Meanwhile... a drunken man stumbled his way towards main stage and bumped into Peter Kay who was selling GARLIC BREAD and it was spitting...and coughing having caught a chill because unlike clever campers it hadn't been wearing its long johns. Peter Kay was having a heated conversation with Lily Allen, who was following him towards the main stage, about . . .

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I went to V and saw a man in a basque, and heard some scousers shouting for "Dave", who knew where they could find Charlie, but it wasn't the type they were hoping for. I then came across a group of very muddy girls in tutus who said " we know where you can get some charlie!" But Charlie turned out to be a man in a tutu with an 8 ball and a banjo so we had to run, all except Bob who now walks like John Wayne. Suddenly, Seasick Steve magically appeared and banished the man in the tut with an 8 ball and banjo. Everyone was listening to the music and drinking Thunderbird, strictly Thunderbird and got the Hobo Low! Then along came Richard Branson who was looking for a worthy festival goer to win £1 million! The contest involved...... singing the greatest song in the world, tribute and then bringing him a brandy glass full of M&Ms at 2 in the morning. however charlie won this contest, and while delivering the m&ms in his tutu, he couldent stop himself. richard branson no longer owned something that was virgin.

Meanwhile... a drunken man stumbled his way towards main stage and bumped into Peter Kay who was selling GARLIC BREAD and it was spitting...and coughing having caught a chill because unlike clever campers it hadn't been wearing its long johns. Peter Kay was having a heated conversation with Lily Allen, who was following him towards the main stage, about . . . Lily Allen because that's all Lily Allen ever talks about.

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I went to V and saw a man in a basque, and heard some scousers shouting for "Dave", who knew where they could find Charlie, but it wasn't the type they were hoping for. I then came across a group of very muddy girls in tutus who said " we know where you can get some charlie!" But Charlie turned out to be a man in a tutu with an 8 ball and a banjo so we had to run, all except Bob who now walks like John Wayne. Suddenly, Seasick Steve magically appeared and banished the man in the tut with an 8 ball and banjo. Everyone was listening to the music and drinking Thunderbird, strictly Thunderbird and got the Hobo Low! Then along came Richard Branson who was looking for a worthy festival goer to win £1 million! The contest involved...... singing the greatest song in the world, tribute and then bringing him a brandy glass full of M&Ms at 2 in the morning. however charlie won this contest, and while delivering the m&ms in his tutu, he couldent stop himself. richard branson no longer owned something that was virgin.

Meanwhile... a drunken man stumbled his way towards main stage and bumped into Peter Kay who was selling GARLIC BREAD and it was spitting...and coughing having caught a chill because unlike clever campers it hadn't been wearing its long johns. Peter Kay was having a heated conversation with Lily Allen, who was following him towards the main stage, about . . . Lily Allen because that's all Lily Allen ever talks about. Peter Kay deduced from this that they must duel..........

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I went to V and saw a man in a basque, and heard some scousers shouting for "Dave", who knew where they could find Charlie, but it wasn't the type they were hoping for. I then came across a group of very muddy girls in tutus who said " we know where you can get some charlie!" But Charlie turned out to be a man in a tutu with an 8 ball and a banjo so we had to run, all except Bob who now walks like John Wayne. Suddenly, Seasick Steve magically appeared and banished the man in the tut with an 8 ball and banjo. Everyone was listening to the music and drinking Thunderbird, strictly Thunderbird and got the Hobo Low! Then along came Richard Branson who was looking for a worthy festival goer to win £1 million! The contest involved...... singing the greatest song in the world, tribute and then bringing him a brandy glass full of M&Ms at 2 in the morning. however charlie won this contest, and while delivering the m&ms in his tutu, he couldent stop himself. richard branson no longer owned something that was virgin.

Meanwhile... a drunken man stumbled his way towards main stage and bumped into Peter Kay who was selling GARLIC BREAD and it was spitting...and coughing having caught a chill because unlike clever campers it hadn't been wearing its long johns. Peter Kay was having a heated conversation with Lily Allen, who was following him towards the main stage, about . . . Lily Allen because that's all Lily Allen ever talks about. Peter Kay deduced from this that they must duel........With banjos

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I went to V and saw a man in a basque, and heard some scousers shouting for "Dave", who knew where they could find Charlie, but it wasn't the type they were hoping for. I then came across a group of very muddy girls in tutus who said " we know where you can get some charlie!" But Charlie turned out to be a man in a tutu with an 8 ball and a banjo so we had to run, all except Bob who now walks like John Wayne. Suddenly, Seasick Steve magically appeared and banished the man in the tut with an 8 ball and banjo. Everyone was listening to the music and drinking Thunderbird, strictly Thunderbird and got the Hobo Low! Then along came Richard Branson who was looking for a worthy festival goer to win £1 million! The contest involved...... singing the greatest song in the world, tribute and then bringing him a brandy glass full of M&Ms at 2 in the morning. however charlie won this contest, and while delivering the m&ms in his tutu, he couldent stop himself. richard branson no longer owned something that was virgin.

Meanwhile... a drunken man stumbled his way towards main stage and bumped into Peter Kay who was selling GARLIC BREAD and it was spitting...and coughing having caught a chill because unlike clever campers it hadn't been wearing its long johns. Peter Kay was having a heated conversation with Lily Allen, who was following him towards the main stage, about . . . Lily Allen because that's all Lily Allen ever talks about. Peter Kay deduced from this that they must duel........With banjos. Suddenly Jack Black appeared!

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