Comedy tent

[Poleski]

Nae need to get the agro going.

It is a comedy forum after all

I've quite enjoyed all the jokes on it so far.

[Disco_Fudge]

I was in a club the other night and they played Sit down so I sat down

then they played Jump Around so I jumped around

then they played Come on Eileen.......I got thrown out

thank you and good night

[parkylad]

2 dyslexics together when suddenly one of them stops walking an says to the other

"Can you smell that?"

"Smell it, I can't even smell my name!"

[parkylad]

what do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in aberdeen?....

...a leisure centre

[blackg1000]

Just been banned from a Muslim clothes shop.

I only asked for a bomber jacket!

[tweemo freak]

its nice to be nice.

[tweemo freak]

I was in a club the other night and they played Sit down so I sat down

then they played Jump Around so I jumped around

then they played Come on Eileen.......I got thrown out

thank you and good night

[Cosmo Kramer]

Going to see Kevin Bridges tomorrow night , looking forward to it.

[shenry]

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

The pizza doesn't scream in the oven

[Eh Ah Ken]

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

The pizza doesn't scream in the oven

[wscullin]

+1 . I've been on the receiving end of an Efest rant a few times and dont like it at all.

[blackg1000]

to be honest i was just joking about but most people on here seems to have a sense of humour failure and are up thier own arses. most of the jokes are rascist and highly offensive. the thought of camping anywhere near this 'efest camp' fills me with dread!

[Fizzy2734]

to be honest i was just joking about but most people on here seems to have a sense of humour failure and are up thier own arses. most of the jokes are rascist and highly offensive. the thought of camping anywhere near this 'efest camp' fills me with dread!

[Fizzy2734]

Clearly David Cameron gives better blow jobs.

THATS IT!

[Fizzy2734]

I was impressed by Nick Clegg when I heard him described as an 'avid Europhile'.

I was gutted when I found out he didn't share my enthusiasm for sexy European kids.

[Fizzy2734]

The only thing more disgusting than '2 Girls 1 Cup', is the fact that it gave me an erection.

[theampersanddevil]

I dustrust anybody called 'something' cullen (my flat mate loves twighlight, read the first one and is the only time i ever thought the film was better). Although if thats your name then thats cool.

These jokes are crap but i hate people getting offended at jokes. Especially when they are offended on other peoples behalf. ( cullen person maybe exempt because i think he has a sense of humour dryer than a dirty martini, but not sure, cause i have been drinking dirty martinin's)

[wscullin]

I dustrust anybody called 'something' cullen (my flat mate loves twighlight, read the first one and is the only time i ever thought the film was better). Although if thats your name then thats cool.

These jokes are crap but i hate people getting offended at jokes. Especially when they are offended on other peoples behalf. ( cullen person maybe exempt because i think he has a sense of humour dryer than a dirty martini, but not sure, cause i have been drinking dirty martinin's)

[Fizzy2734]

My girlfriend is over-emotional, she says I make her cry.

It's the only way I can get her wet.

[Disco_Fudge]

How do you wake up Lady GaGa?

Poke her face