Monorail

[Chocky]

Yeah and it makes it easier to smuggle booze in. They never seem to check your bags when you go on the monorail.

[mr_bizarre]

I've just heard they've got the planning permission to extend it off site with stations at The Glastonbury Tor, Glastonbury Town, Cheddar Gorge, and Bristol! Should be ready by 2013!

Should make getting on and offsite much easier and quicker

[DrWackadoodle]

Every time someone says the monorail doesn’t exist a monorail conductor dies.

[lemoncrab]

I agree, what's funny about the monorail? It's really handy for getting back and forth to the arenas but it's just transport folks, not a stand up act.

[HAPPY CHEF]

Looking at the results of the poll so far it seems that I'm not the only one who feels that a moderately amusing April Fools Day news item from a couple of years ago really has had every last drop of humour wrung out of it and been ground into dust. Please let this be the end of it.

[mr_bizarre]

Did someone mention the monorail???????

[Joshuwarr]

Agree that there is nothing funny about the monorail. Its a key part of the festival and not something we should laugh at as if its some kind of april fool or joke.