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Glow in the dark condoms!


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And if you don't get any you can have your own mini lightsabre - have to do the noises yourself... may get arrested. :ph34r:

Girls can too if you use a tent peg...

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and I thought you guys had a built in homeing device ;)

or you could blow them up and attach a couple to the top of your tent so you can find it in the dark! ;)

Seriously, you young ones - better to be safe than sorry, she'll be too pissed to notice that you have a glowing **** anyway, so don't be shy!

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and I thought you guys had a built in homeing device ;)

or you could blow them up and attach a couple to the top of your tent so you can find it in the dark! ;)

Seriously, you young ones - better to be safe than sorry, she'll be too pissed to notice that you have a glowing **** anyway, so don't be shy!

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