The news we will have missed...

[Mr Ploppy]

For those of us that switch off for 5 days at Glasto, what will have happened when we switch on the TV when we get home on Monday 29th?

No politics please but make your guesses honestly like:

* Jordan will have been on a chat show slating Andre

* Ofcom will get flooded with complaints about Big Brother

* Petrol will be more expensive by a further 7p per litre than it is today (and its already over a quid)!

or completely farcical like:

* Rod Hull found to have faked his death as Emu claims on Twitter

* Tabloid photo of Arnie on holiday shows tattoo across his back saying 'UZI 9mm'.

* Mola Ram survived Temple Of Doom fall and now has a butchers shop in Wales selling (still beating) hearts.

Go for it!

MrPloppy

[TaylorT]

Flesh eating zombies like the ones out 28 days later will have taken over the country and we wont be able to leave............. happy days !!!!!

[LRW]

Cliff Richards will die

Edited June 5, 2009 by LRW

[dieweener]

Lol, nice thread!

More than likely something big will of happened on Big Brother, don't care enough to hazard a guess.

Gordon Brown resigns as PM and decides to go down the Joaquin Phoneix route and have a rap career and actually played a secret slot at Glastonbury but no-one saw him.

The 6 people off the missing plane, who call themselves the Air France 6, come back from a mysterious Island where there are smoke monsters and a weird Dharma Initiative stuff.

Richard & Judy move channels, again, to Playboy X, Sky Channel 937

[Messy]

Aliens will invade the earth

Cristiano Ronaldo will sign for Grimsby Town

Roy Keane will come out as a homosexual

Gordon Brown will fake his own death, only to be discovered ruling a tribe of Maoris in Australia two days later.

Seriously, I don't know.

[pineapple-tea]

Richard & Judy move channels, again, to Playboy X, Sky Channel 937

[dieweener]

Are you a regular viewer, then?

Big brother scandal. Possibly two gays wanting a civil partnership and the christian churches getting all het up about it?

[Rhyscot]

A Negative story line but.. They will have confirmed that the Aeroplane that came down over the sea would of been down to terrorism :/

[RevKev]

Maggie Thatcher kicks the bucket

[remote]

Someone relatively famous will die, no doubt. Always one of those rumours going around the site.

I remember the year Mr Countdown died and no one believed it, I felt quite bad when I heard it on radio 1 on the way home.

[HurrahBrother]

Wasn't it 1993 that the rumor was that the PM had thrown a hissy fit and and thown in the towel (John Majors put up of shut up speach) was going round the site, and everyone thought it was a load of tosh?

Hmm

I'm all for having the whole site unable to leave on the Monday morning because of a Suspected Swine flu outbreak on site. We are all under quarentine and can't leave untill at least the 10th of July!

[DaleM]

I'd be devo'ed if i missed madge snuffing it

[Zacko]

Flesh eating zombies like the ones out 28 days later will have taken over the country and we wont be able to leave............. happy days !!!!!

[Sushi]

Maggie Thatcher kicks the bucket

[TaylorT]

Just me or would Glastonbury be a pretty good place to be if zombies ever did take over? Big f**k off fence would be good. Then again if only takes one person to get infected and everyones buggered.

Theres a film in this...

[RevKev]

Would'nt be a fantastic way of easing that horrible "its all over for another year" feeling we all get on Monday.

Just as you sit down in the car and turn the radio on to hear that news, that would keep me smiling for a long while.

[dieweener]

Just me or would Glastonbury be a pretty good place to be if zombies ever did take over? Big f**k off fence would be good. Then again if only takes one person to get infected and everyones buggered.

Theres a film in this...

[glasto_mongrel_2008]

I love the stories they fabricate in the Q daily, it's a welcome giggle to nudge you out of the morning comedown/hangover.

[noil46]

North Korea have finally lost the plot and started Nuclear war!!!

[glasto_mongrel_2008]

Llama flu sweeps across Europe!

[Zacko]

Possible sequel to the brilliant Deadset?

Say it happened the exact same time as the Big Brother house was attacked and you have an awesome series or film!

[dieweener]

I forgot about Deadset, such a brilliant mini series - Brooker can do no wrong.

Now we just need a name for this new show/movie

[mandypants]

GLASTON-ZOMBIE! They went for the festival, they stayed to survive!

[tonyonekenobi]

Maggie Thatcher kicks the bucket

[noil46]

I forgot about Deadset, such a brilliant mini series - Brooker can do no wrong.

Now we just need a name for this new show/movie