Virtual campfire 2009

[strudders]

Thank god! it was starting to go a funny colour!

I was thinking perhaps we could roll back the years and provide the local schools around here with free milk?

[darrenbha]

Thats not a bad idea, we could cover quite an error the amount these are producing

[strudders]

we are feeding them silage and hay though? whilst I milked cows for years I have never known cows produce blue milk.......

[darrenbha]

definitely silage and hay yeah

[strudders]

Oh OK then

*tastes milk*

Thats OK, I will just fill up the churns and send it back to worthy farm then!

[darrenbha]

I'll give you a hand with that strudders

[karlpowell]

Oh OK then

*tastes milk*

Thats OK, I will just fill up the churns and send it back to worthy farm then!

[strudders]

*frowns at Karl*

a bull with 4 willies!

*helps Darren with last churn*

All done!

[darrenbha]

yeah you don't really see many bulls with udders do you

[fairyinboots]

Erm..... Blue milk??

[strudders]

MMmmmm blue milk....

Where did those blue salt licks come from..........

[darrenbha]

Just seen a tiger made out of snow on the tele. Think I'm gonna try to make an elephant

[fairyinboots]

Wow, that elephant is fantastic Darren.

[karlpowell]

Its friday so time for some funny stuff

WHAT DO DEER THINK?

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan , was being interviewed by a French journalist and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting.

The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my friend?' or is it 'Are you the one who killed my brother?'"

Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the French."

The interview ended at that point.

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Please would all staff note that the EC now have powers to impose unlimited fines on companies who

may be convicted as in violation of the new Directive.

The European Coucil of Ministers has specifically stated that:-

"We believe that Travellers and Gypsies have unique rights as a threatened racial minority. It is therefore

unacceptable that they be referred to as "Pikey's, Diddy's, Gypo's, Tinkers, PaddyWaks, Knacker, Thief,

Ned, etc etc"

Travellers MUST now ONLY be reffered to as:-

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Very best regards

[darrenbha]

I'm really pleased with it. I put it by the

Igloo so it wouldn't thaw

[StrettonHills]

morning peeps

went out for a walk

it snowed

been lost since sunday!

how we all doing?

[darrenbha]

All doing pretty well spinks glad you got back safely

[StrettonHills]

thanks

am putting some soup on

chunky vegetable! good winter food

[karlpowell]

pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp . announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

[darrenbha]

Always there with the quality entertainment karl.

[karlpowell]

Woohoo the weekend has landed , all that exist now is clubs pubs drugs and parties

Edited February 6, 2009 by karlpowell

[scaryclaireyfairy]

that is one of my most favouritest films.

[darrenbha]

superb film, want to watch it again now

[scaryclaireyfairy]

i got the dvd for my birthday last year. i think i know what i'm doing tonight now!

[karlpowell]

. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?

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A. He decided to stick it out for one more year!