Be honest.. isn't sex at festivals just a little overrated?

[Lerkio]

It's not all good outdoors really is it....

[divawales77]

It's not all good outdoors really is it....

[Phil-itfc]

its crap done it at Reading last year! hearing you mates talking outside people walking around lack of space and unwashed for a couple of days adds up to what is an almost horific experience! and one word of advice if you are going to do the deed, dont do oral on the last night!

[divawales77]

its crap done it at Reading last year! hearing you mates talking outside people walking around lack of space and unwashed for a couple of days adds up to what is an almost horific experience! and one word of advice if you are going to do the deed, dont do oral on the last night!

[xploit]

that actually made me go bright red!!

im not talking from personal experience.. really im not!!

this is my first single v!

[lynzbee]

depends on what you're into I s'pose but tent sex rocks in my books - although i am single this year and not doing very well in the pulling stakes so my condom pocket will remain un-dipped this year

[ambientcoast]

depends on what you're into I s'pose but tent sex rocks in my books - although i am single this year and not doing very well in the pulling stakes so my condom pocket will remain un-dipped this year

[lynzbee]

hahaha - i should have read that through properly 1st time

[richietal]

The sex was fine (I think, I was f**ked at the time) - the almost stalking for months afterwards wasn't. My own fault....."Sure, you can have my phone number and we'll meet up after the festival." Ended up with her calling and texting me over the next few months and even turned up at work (Somewhere fairly prominant in London)

Be careful out there. Most lovely people go to festivals. Doesn't mean it's free from nutters

[Li1983]

Ha Ha this thread is making me laugh!!

However I'm sharing a tent with my Boyfriend, his brother & my best mate - so sex is not on the cards!!!

[KtCox]

I like the theory of sex at a festival.....just normally cant see straight past about early evening

Edited August 14, 2008 by KtCox

[Hulton]

Ha Ha this thread is making me laugh!!

However I'm sharing a tent with my Boyfriend, his brother & my best mate - so sex is not on the cards!!!

[Li1983]

That creates more festival sexy fun in my book....

[percybigun]

the first rule of festivalling is take separate tents, dont share (unless your with a partner)!

[Li1983]

the first rule of festivalling is take separate tents, dont share (unless your with a partner)!

[percybigun]

tents are only £12 each from argos, we all take one each. wouldnt wanna be sharing with mates, too much farting, texting, snoring, smoking, puking etc going on.

[chomp81]

im having sex now

[percybigun]

im having sex now

[chomp81]

on the campsite? is it in-tents or intense?

[percybigun]

damn i got arrested by the police. wait for it.....

when i asked why he arested me, the policeman replied "you were naked with intent "

[SambucaLisa]

its crap done it at Reading last year! hearing you mates talking outside people walking around lack of space and unwashed for a couple of days adds up to what is an almost horific experience! and one word of advice if you are going to do the deed, dont do oral on the last night!

[percybigun]

Eewwwww..... Unfortunately i'm unable to do anything this week (wont go into detail) but I was considering giving one of my specialities on the knees but i'm put right off now! Unless its tom night...

Gutted, I love tent sex! Then again, I've only had it once when I was 17 at a christian festival... (clearly im not the religious type cos thats gotta be a sin!)

[lufcwls]

when i was on the job, i forgot how close my mates tent was to mine. and didnt realise he was listening.

i said "fancy going halves on a ciggy, in fact fancy going halves on a bastard?"

and then my mate piped up from the next tent "f**king hell Phil your pillow talk is awesome"

[SambucaLisa]

cool first post there lisa, welcome to Efests!

[percybigun]

i made the mistake of getting mullered the night b4 V last year, meaning i had a hangover and slept in, meaning we got stuck in traffic we neednt have done.

i'm staying sober tonight, and setting off as early as poss in the morning.