101 things to do at a Festival

[fenderstratz]

36. Shout "BOLLOCKS" constantly for at least 8 hours every night in the campsite

[Angelis]

37. everytime someone says the word vineer you drink (from frasier but works well )

[KtCox]

38. Laugh at the 'posh festival' girls who are there for the day and have turned up in the most recent fashion craze, all looking the same which they have spent hours at home that morning finalising the 'look'

[dkw]

39. Only inhale poppers before and after fairground rides...it stings...alot

40. Start an impromptu game of cricket just outside the Strongbow/Barcardi bars

Edited August 13, 2008 by dkw

[lil_welsh21]

41. do shout OGI OGI OGI! around the campsite at stupid o clo9ck until someone replies!

[Collide]

42. Dont wear a Ramones t-shirt if you dont want to hear "Hey Ho Lets Go" shouted at you, very drunkenly, very loudly, in your direction at least every 10 paces.

[somecoolusername]

43. Miss The View on The 4 Music Stage 'cos you're gonna watch Hot Chip in The JJB Arena but because the stupid V organisers don't realise that more people wanna watch Hot Chip than The View so you would of found the JJB full if you hadn't been so f**ked that you never made it to the tent but you watched a tree instead. SHIT! I just realised Wino and Hot Chip clash!!!!!! What do I do?????

[lynzbee]

44. Offer out 'free hugs' as much as possible - it keeps you warm and gets you talking to lots of people....

Edited August 13, 2008 by lynzbee

[Dylszero]

! I just realised Wino and Hot Chip clash!!!!!! What do I do?????

[JamieT]

44. Offer out 'free hugs' as much as possible - it keeps you warm and gets you talking to lots of people....

[KtCox]

45. Cider is for breakfast, lager is for lunch, vodka is for dinner

[Hulton]

46. Throw your friend / partner / husband / wife into a random tent , leave them there and see what happens....

[markeefc]

46. Stop off at the pub just before you get to V for one last comfortable shit!!

[indie-rocknroll]

38. Laugh at the 'posh festival' girls who are there for the day and have turned up in the most recent fashion craze, all looking the same which they have spent hours at home that morning finalising the 'look'

[indie-rocknroll]

47. flick mud at the kate moss impersonators

48. Start taking 300gm or iron tablets today onwards so you dont need the Loo until they take you to hospital next week

49. Drink white wine and redbull together, only to be done at festivals, it gives the poppers a kick

50. Walk out of the arena with your friends and walk in the oposite direction to where you tent it becasue you are completly f**ked and wait to see how long they follow you for, you have all night to get back to your tent after all and youmeet really nice people on the way.

51. Go and watch Sugar babes and sing girls aloud songs and vice versa, did it with mcFly last year, shouting out Busted songs

52. Watch big grown men rugby tackle darf vader to the floor and then realise the darf is my lovely sister in law who they have just twated and watch their face when she takes her helmet off

[JamieT]

53. push your way to the very front only to realise its not that great there

54. through the water handed out over people to seriously annoying them

55. push the limits of your toilet holding abilities

56. finially chose between your fave bands

[kibble]

57.Have Sex( Or similar) In a Poo filled toilet.

[JamieT]

58. Forget more time then you can remember

Edited August 13, 2008 by JamieT

[beachcomber]

59. Fall in love with the other 60,000 festival goers

60. Break the phone of at least one person who is filming the band rather than dancing.

61. Get an Efest text up on the monitor

[Magicdust]

62. Dress up - regret it again at 9.30

67. Take loads of brilliant pictures on your disposible cameras. Get home to realise not one of them came out

[jordanuk90]

68. whilst camping make a sociable sitting/drinking/smoking circle

[Alexx (:]

69. Well, self explanatory. Only to be attempted on the Friday night.

70. Hug a random naked bloke.. well, just because.

71. Forget where your tent is.

[BenLFC]

72. Walk around, talk to complete strangers, then somehow meet someone from the same town as you. 100 miles from home.

[Rick_G]

73. Have a drunken abba medley with your mates in the early hours

[redmad1971]

74. On the Sunday night you can use your pans / pots as a toilet in your tent rather than traipse through mud to the portapoos.