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Do any of yourself consider yourself to be happy?

I don't think im very happy, i always fall asleep to the ound of my own screams...

ooook then...moving on...

and then in the morning i wake up to the sound of my screams, do you think im unhappy?

butters is a legend.. :P

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Cop: "Good evening, sir. We're Park County detectives. We were just wondering if we could take a quick look around your house, Misterrr... "

Serial Killer: "God"

Cop: "Well Mr. God, it won't take but a second"

Before you die, let me show you the things that I've done, so you will understand the breadth of my transformation! This... is me at the grand canyon. Do you see? This is me at Mount Rushmore Do you see? Here I am at the Alamo in San Antonio. This was just outside of the gift shop. Do you see??

Look! Look at the things I've done! Here I am at Yellowstone National Park! Do you see?! Here are pictures of my trip to Cheyenne for Frontier Days. Do you see?!

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