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fatyeti24

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  1. The Good Lord Eavis presents no greater peril than that of misplacing one's passout ticket and thus having to spend some time in a portacabin explaining that, honestly, you were just twatted last night and don't even know where your trousers are, let alone the contents of their pockets.

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  2. The Popbitch take:

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    Just before news broke in the papers, we told our Club Popbitch subscribers on Monday the real reason Adele's Vegas show got cancelled was because she hated the set design – particularly the big swimming pool that set designer Esmerelda Devlin had plonked on the stage (Adele's response on seeing it: "I ain't getting in no empty pond and I ain't doing the whole show in water.")

    This isn't the first time Es Devlin's ideas have been met with disapproval by the talent. One of Es's more notable contributions to Beyoncé's Formation tour was a huge, inflatable lotus flower. The lotus motif was part of the tour's aesthetic, but Es's giant inflatable caused big problems. Mostly on account of the fact that, on the occasions it worked, it looked like a humungous fanny.


    FYI: A good rule of thumb for telling how well things are going on an Es Devlin production? When things are peachy, she's billed as "Creative Director". When they get tense, she suddenly starts being described as "Set Designer".

     

  3. Apologies if this has already been posted here, I've just seen it.

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    Obviously it's handy when the government you're opposing becomes totally engulfed in scandal (not to mention an active police investigation) but Boris Johnson isn't the only person who's been helping Keir Starmer boost his profile this last little while.

    We hear Starmer has apparently been getting a bit of outside assistance recently, helping to train him up for media appearances. From Dermot O'Leary.

     

  4. It's been two days and I still can't stop laughing that we have a Prime Minister who refers to himself, or at least allows himself to be referred to, as "big dog".  

    Maybe it's time for him to visit the vets and have his bollocks cut off, although that ship has probably sailed already.

     

  5. It would depend if the BBC was still a national broadcaster with a cultural remit, I suppose.  Otherwise they'd save the cash they'd usually spend on broadcasting the festival and just stick on back to back repeats of Mrs Brown's Boys, which would probably get more viewers.

  6. Thing with Johnson is that of you don't like these scandals, he has others.  Might as well let him remain in charge and take as much blame for as many crises as possible before the new broom comes in a sweeps them to election victory in a couple of years.

  7. "Prime Minister, did you attend a party in your own back garden, that people saw you at and that you were actually at?"

    "I can't say anything about that as it's being investigated"

     

    When your best line of defence is that you're under investigation, things are not ideal.

  8. 1 hour ago, Ozanne said:

    What business is it of his? Is he that desperate for the spotlight that he feels the need to muscle in on this situation that has nothing to do with him?

    It's non of my business and nothing to do with me to be fair, yet its all I've heard all weekend!

    The earth is burning but that's not as important as a visa dispute half the world away. 

    Fuck that, and double fuck Farage.

     

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