She-pee - anyone actually tried them?

[Flaminglippy]

Don't forget that its essential you do not end up on the same urination cycle as another stranger, in other words don't keep going into the toilet at the same time as another bloke. Failure to adhere to this rule makes you his bitch.

When urinating after having been asleep be prepared for the sprinkler effect, a point when somehow your urine comes out at a random angle determined by chaos theory and the proximity of something you don't want to pee on. This doesn't always happen but be prepared. Oh and if you've just been having a particularly good dream about Melissa Auf Der Maur and a soapy car wash then wake up to urinate make sure you aim properly or you could be hitting the top of the toilet.

Lastly when pissing in groups NEVER CROSS THE STREAMS

[staffsknot]

Spot on on the ending up on the same pee cycle as a stranger...but it ALWAYS happens!

[Angelis]

2. If the urinals are all taken you can use a proper toilet but you must lift the lid - sittie down wees are not allowed unless your so hammered you might fall in.

[staffsknot]

dunno why but that made me chuckle

surely you would have to be uber wrecked/clinically insane to sit down for a piss at a festival... if you're a guy... ladies practice your crouching/squatting

[cherries82]

ewww you have to lower the tone staffsknot..lol

Having said that this my 5th v fest and having to brave the toilets, i would say i now have the hover position perfected..lol

[staffsknot]

Well we were on a loser when we started on toilets, so it wasn't too much of a leap to get us down to the gutter... well my level anyway. It was always just a whether it'd be me or 'Lippy that got us there first.

[Alexx (:]

This thread makes me chuckle, never realised weeing was so complicated!

[staffsknot]

This thread makes me chuckle, never realised weeing was so complicated!

[cherries82]

for women its easy just sitting down!

whats more harder is actually keeping the balance to stay on the toliet and not fall off into a heap knickers round your anklesthats not a great look, and not a look i have sported may i add

My mate however did at her blokes house who then had to break down his bathroom door and pick her up off the floor knickers round her ankles! somthing i've never let her forget!!

Also squeezing 2 or more women into a tiny nightclub/pub/bar toliet cubicle to have a girly chat is also quite challenging..lol and all moving around to allow each one to go to the toliet is also something that needs to be perfected! lol

[Flaminglippy]

for women its easy just sitting down!

whats more harder is actually keeping the balance to stay on the toliet and not fall off into a heap knickers round your anklesthats not a great look, and not a look i have sported may i add

My mate however did at her blokes house who then had to break down his bathroom door and pick her up off the floor knickers round her ankles! somthing i've never let her forget!!

Also squeezing 2 or more women into a tiny nightclub/pub/bar toliet cubicle to have a girly chat is also quite challenging..lol and all moving around to allow each one to go to the toliet is also something that needs to be perfected! lol

[cherries82]

Is that all they do in there??? Damn...my DVD collection is lying to me again!

[staffsknot]

Is that all they do in there??? Damn...my DVD collection is lying to me again!

[cherries82]

Lippy I hate to break this to you mate, but that plumbers course you've been taking won't be as useful as you think and growing the moustache may have been a wasted effort too.

Now this is why men and women understand each other as much as cats and dogs! Men go to the toilet on their own, no conversation - women disappear in small groups and have a natter!

Edited July 25, 2009 by cherries82

[CharlieR85]

Its one of the girly night out rituals, always go to the loo in groups! Its just a unwritten rule among all women! So many life changing decisions get made when groups of girls go the loo together....lol

[staffsknot]

lol women making life changing decisions in groups in the toilet makes me think of chomondley warner,

"women know your limits!"

[dixie chicks]

for women its easy just sitting down!

whats more harder is actually keeping the balance to stay on the toliet and not fall off into a heap knickers round your anklesthats not a great look, and not a look i have sported may i add

My mate however did at her blokes house who then had to break down his bathroom door and pick her up off the floor knickers round her ankles! somthing i've never let her forget!!

Also squeezing 2 or more women into a tiny nightclub/pub/bar toliet cubicle to have a girly chat is also quite challenging..lol and all moving around to allow each one to go to the toliet is also something that needs to be perfected! lol