The Nal

Madonna isn't playing, Bruce isnt playing, Depeche Mode aren't playing.

They all seem to rush out to Gate B after the headliners as if their life depends on it for some reason. Pic taken after Elton last year.

The people with huge day bags on the floor full of sanwhiches and fruit juice who sit fairly close to the stage, tut at anyone who dares to walk by them and only stand up for a little shoulder shuffle dance to people like Gregory Porter.

The Mode have aready turned down Glasto. Eavis doesnt like that and has a long memory

Our repeated and passionate Taylor Dayne suggestions have continuously fallen on deaf ears unfortunately. f**k this place.

Time for a girls nite out! Tyler still has the pipes. 100k at this. People grinding their unwashed holes on the chair and blanket brigade. Pasty white blokes wearing flat top wigs. Incredible scenes.

First band I ever saw on that stage I think

Ah good work. What a closer I Know is. Still have to pick up Tidal and Extraordinary Machine. Her two weakest imo. Well, "weakest". Theyre still great. May do this week. Cant think of anyone more suited to headlining that stage but doesnt seem like her playing live is a runner at the moment. Shes into court watching. So Im posting fantasy. Anyway, cool little story on how she ended up on Dylans last album. https://www.brooklynvegan.com/fiona-apple-talks-playing-on-bob-dylans-album-more/

Much like Madge, some people think these shows can be put together in a few weeks. Like some punk band piling into the back of a Transit.

I still am. But not for the reasons the Daily Sieg Heil say. They seem to think she would be doing the legends slot. Also after the Prince shambles, Glasto keep things very tight to their chests.

Having just picked up these, my yearly shout for Fiona on the Garden stage

We're not believing that Fail article are we?!

Billy Ocean

Only 16 years of age. Few dates popping up next year. Early Avalon with a post kedgeree Bloody Mary please

Really not sure where he'd play. Cant think of anywhere that would suit

Would mean 4 in a row but yep.

Was waiting for the downvotes! Surprised you only got one.

Isnt that idiot Sam Smith is ruled out?

haha. Too late to get this pressed and on the front shelves of high street music stores for Xmas? Now Thats What I Call Legends or something.

Shes always great. Difficult to imagine a bad Patti gig.

Why has no one mentioned Get Wet? Ticks all the boxes. 100k at this. Steve Lamacq on a raging semi introducing them.

Shes too good for that tacky shambles. Park headliner ftw!

Think Idles are ruled out

Another one with a decent chance.