Some of my tips:
- If you like a drink, white russian is an ideal breakfast option and amazing hangover cure. There are milk trucks driving about selling 1 pint milk cartons usually for a quid, so just take a premix of vodka and kahlua and buy fresh milk in the morning.
- A collapsible bucket, flannel and soap in lieu of a shower will make you a hell of a lot cleaner and fresh smelling than baby wipes will. You can even wash your hair in one at a push - good for a Friday morning pick me up.
- Do not use Glastonbury to break in a new pair of wellies or boots. You WILL lose a toenail and be covered in blisters by the end of the festival.
- You can get a massage in the green fields if you destroy your back on the way in.
- Use the lock ups for your cash - they're free.
- Avoid the railway line immediately after the headliners if you're not keen on big crowds - can get a bit uncomfortable at times.