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I'd not heard of Lost Village before. Do you rate it?

Written within that advert is the line: “Wake me up, and then f*** me up!” I cannot recall ever having one of these alcoholic latte type drinks ever before. I need to try these out, and fast.

You took the words right out of my mouth.

That's really appreciated. Thanks gigpusher.

Any relation to Shit Sue from Glastonbury? Sounds like they get up to the same thing.

Is this true? If so, would you mind indicating how they went about this, as I'm intrigued?

I currently feel relaxed, calm, and well adjusted.

I went to SGP one year. There was a miserly allowance on the amount of alcohol that you could bring in to the festival. No wonder it was the most serious hard core drugs festival that I have ever been to. Mind you, I did manage to smuggle in 7 litres of red wine - and they checked my rucksack thoroughly!

Will keep my fingers crossed for you for June.

Very much the same here too. I will always be indebted to this site for getting me through the very long and lowest period of my life.

You have my sincere condolences. I lost my dad just before Christmas last year. Well, I didn't actually lose him - he went and died. Which is fairly handy because we buried him on the 29th December! I am now caring for my mother 4 days a week and she's got the onset of dementia. Some days I just burst into tears. Not for my dad, but for my mom. She's not and never will be again the same person that I knew as my mom. Life can be a brute at times, but then it can / is the most wondrous gift too. I don't know, but am sure that your mom would want you to err more towards being happy than being sad. All the best.

If you have a hangover I can offer no better advice than this product; They are around the £4.40 mark per box in most places I've seen. I've just looked and Lloyds chemist on line has them for £3.75 per box. Not sure that that is the same price as in their stores though. I am not alone in thinking that it is a wondrous product for mild pain relief. I don't suffer from hangovers on the whole (which is remarkable given my daily determined effort in that direction), but some friends do, and they all swear by this product.

Oh bollocks! not good news at all. The only advice that I feel that I can offer is to say to think along the lines of 'You were at a split on the path. There was no sign post showing where either path led. So, you chose one. It's not the right one. You get a choice. You can still go back and take the other path. You can work on choosing to live a life without this yoke around your neck. I realise that may not help. However, that was kind of my epiphany, and I've been down the path that you are on, so it might help.

Aghh. That makes sense. Now! Jabberwocky BY LEWIS CARROLL ’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. “Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!” He took his vorpal sword in hand; Long time the manxome foe he sought— So rested he by the Tumtum tree And stood awhile in thought. And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came! One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. “And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!” He chortled in his joy. ’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.

Genius. Thank you.

Not sure - as in 'I'm not sure how I feel'. Essentially there's a 'force' trying to make me feel guilty, and then the there's me trying to just have a laugh - whether that is on my own or with others. However, I must say that it is increasingly on my own. Maybe I am guilty of feeling like I have the almost bourgeois privilege of demanding to be in control of my own lunacy. Maybe not.

Oh dear! Waitrose? I'm interested in trying Kahlúa out ever since the lady off this site from New Zealand mentioned it (apologies, as I can't recall her name on here).

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Wishing you the most speedy of recoveries.

That's great news. A bit less pain and a bit more independence. Fight the fight. All the best.

I get what you mean, as it did look like it was unspoilt by customers.

The fun's worth the risk.

I can distinctly see a fire juggler. Do you know that, on average, you are never more than 6 feet away from a fire juggler at any point during a festival? What do you mean 'That's bollocks'?

Oh that looks lovely. How delighted you must be to be there. Are you wearing a BD suitable hat, or have you decided to tone it down by just wearing a flashing with light suit?

If you do have a Capita assessment, you should know from the outset that they will try to trip you up at all stages ie. before you even get to their building for the assessment! If what I have discovered is that they will then ask questions, you provide answers, and they write something else other than your answers down. One thing I would advise all in such a situation is to formally request that they inform you of what they have written down on the assessment to each and every question. Otherwise they will quite literally write down complete lies.