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Emily did say we'll get more announcements in the next few weeks. I reckon we'll get one next week. Think it'll be either Avalon, Silver Hayes or the map.

True, they could also be first on the Pyramid too though. There is likely to be an open slot 5th down the Other stage too by the looks of things.

It's looking likely that there's gonna be an open slot 4th down on the Other stage, and it could be sandwiched between Nothing but Thieves and Avril Lavigne on sunday. Anyone think that's asking for a Green Day secret set? Especially cause Nothing but Thieves are supporting them on their tour...

This is the only way I could see it working for a Churnups style set again this year. Friday: Dua Lipa, LCD Soundsystem, PJ Harvey, Cyndi Lauper, SEVENTEEN, ayra starr, ? Saturday: Coldplay, Little Simz, Michael Kiwanuka, TBA, Keane, Olivia Dean, ? Sunday: SZA, Burna Boy, Janelle Monae, Shania Twain, Paul Heaton, Paloma Faith, ? Possible but unlikely I'd say. Can't see them pushing Seventeen and Paloma Faith that far down the bill.

Either way, more of a legit source than efests guesswork 😄

I trust Emily Eavis saying Michael Kiwanuka is playing "just before" Little Simz more than guesswork based on last year's churnups slot. I don't know why nobody is entertaining the idea of a secret set on the Other stage - this is looking way more likely this year.

I guessed Friday mainly based on deduction due to: The poster suggesting 5th down along with Keane and Paloma Faith Paloma Faith being busy at headline gigs Thursday and Friday evenings making her most likely for Sunday afternoon. Saturday is possible at a push. Paul Heaton being listed before Keane. So it is a guess - his tour dates only have him down playing in Cardiff on Wednesday so he could do any day.

Switched him to Friday now, thanks for letting me know

They could be, but I just think it's unlikely with the amount of acts billed lower than them on the poster.

It is a really dumb decision to make them clash. Though it isn't totally out of the ordinary for Glastonbury, they've had similar types of clashes before. I've looked at the tour dates for each of the acts on the poster and updated my clashfinder for people to agonize over if they wish! https://clashfinder.com/m/glastoprediction/

They'd need to fit in either SEVENTEEN or Cyndi Lauper in that slot on Saturday. There's too much announced on that poster for the Pyramid to fit in any other appearances. Other stage maybe.

Yeah third from top for him wouldn't surprise me. His only other non-festival gig is Piece hall in Halifax, same place Blondie are playing who were also 3rd down last year, and Noel Gallagher in 2022 who subbed that year. He seems the sort of act that does well with the Glastonbury crowd too so they'd bump him up a bit.

I think IDLES are definitely Friday, they're playing in Italy on Saturday. From what it looks like all the headliners and subs are in order on the poster, but after then it's mixed up a bit.

True but I think the fact that so many acts are now announced for the Pyramid on the poster I can't see where a secret set would fit in. Think if there's gonna be a "churnups" style one it looks like it'll be 4th down on the Other stage, looks like there's suspiciously little acts announced for that stage on the poster compared to rest of the main stages.

Looking at the poster now it looks like a lot has been announced, I can't see there being many surprises to come now really, apart from maybe a semi-big act on the Other stage. This is how I can see it panning out: FRIDAY Py: Dua Lipa, LCD Soundsystem, PJ Harvey, Cyndi Lauper, Paul Heaton, ayra starr, ? Ot: IDLES, D-Block Europe, Anne-marie, Bombay Bicycle Club, The Last Dinner Party, Confidence Man, ?, ? Wh: Jungle, Heilung, Danny Brown, Sugababes, Asha Puthli, Squid, Sofia Kourtesis, ? Wo: Jamie XX, Sampha, Declan McKenna, Fat White Family, Blondshell, Remi Wolf, High Vis, ?, ? Pa: Fontaines D.C., King Krule, Aurora, Dexys, Mavis Staples, The Mary Wallopers, BARRY CAN'T SWIM, ?, ? SATURDAY Py: Coldplay, Little Simz, Michael Kiwanuka, SEVENTEEN, Keane, Olivia Dean, ? Ot: Disclosure, The Streets, Camila Cabello, Bloc Party, ?, Headie One, ?, ? Wh: Jessie Ware, Masego, Black Pumas, Nitin Sawhney, Corinne Bailey Rae, ?, ?, ? Wo: Gossip, Sleaford Mods, Yard Act, TBA, Soccer Mommy, Mannequin Pussy, Kneecap, ?, ? Pa: Peggy Gou, Orbital, The Breeders, Mount Kimbie, This is the Kit, Arooj Aftab, Otoboke Beaver, Bar Italia, ? SUNDAY Py: SZA, Burna Boy, Janelle Monae, Shania Twain, Paloma Faith, ?, ? Ot: The National, Two Door Cinema Club, Avril Lavigne, ?, Nothing but Thieves, ?, ?, ? Wh: Justice, Nia Archives, Brittany Howard, Jordan Rakei, Noname, Steel Pulse, ?, ? Wo: James Blake, Romy, Arlo Parks, Alvvays, Kenya Grace, NewDad, ?, ? Pa: London Grammar, Ghetts, TBA, Lankum, Baxter Dury, Mdou Moctar, ?, ?

I think anyone hoping some high Pyramid slots are yet to be announced will be disappointed. They've announced more Pyramid acts on this poster than they ever have before. Even before 2019 when they reduced the number of acts on the Pyramid. They've announced 17 acts on the poster this year and this is how previous years have been: 2023 - 15 2022 - 16 2019 - 16 2017 - 15 I don't think they've left any space this year for any high unannounced acts. Based on patterns from previous years, It would go something like this: Friday: Dua Lipa, LCD Soundsystem, PJ Harvey, Cyndi Lauper, Paul Heaton, ayra starr, ? Saturday: Coldplay, Little simz, Michael Kiwanuka, SEVENTEEN, Keane, Olivia Dean, ? Sunday: SZA, Burna Boy, Janelle Monae, Shania Twain, Paloma Faith, ?, ?

SZA all the way. Maybe Dua but Fontaines are probably looking more likely, Jessie Ware for the Saturday.

Probably means he's early in the day on the Pyramid

I like it...

I eat my words. Putting Idles up against Fontaines D.C is a bold move

Yeah they've done it every year, but only in May when they release the full stage times. Never done it this early. Also I'm fully expecting The National to end up not headlining the Other and us all to be surprised. Seems this poster has got too much info from us at efests.

Noo definitely fake, the design doesn't look right and they wouldn't put the stage splits in at this point. I think that's a very efestivals thing to do.

Thinking it'll be around 2015/2016 levels this year, 75ish names

Smokey robinson anyone?

Agree with this, the festival tends to announce things late on thursdays for some reason