[well its certainly been a long time]

well thank you =]

[ERMMMM!!! what are trackbacks and why do i have 15]

aww thought u were goin 2 tell me about trackbacks, well studying it and performing it as im doin performing arts so shud be fun

[is it just me?]

im well like u no speechless, how like, is he mad, grrr

[efest meet @ leeds]

lots of me!!!!!! yay =D

[Depressing]

yeh but your knee??

[Hello mr Thief Part II]

nail the bitch

[I like cooking i do]

omg

[That time of year again Mr Wilkinson]

shit really need to do mine

[I like cooking i do]

i wud well freak out if i woke ona flattened one just the thought of it eurgghh makes my skin crawl

[Jeff Stelling]

Lies!!! its great!!!

[Hello mister unwanted bowel movement]

im sure they were well glad they said yes, the green apple splatters, was it high on the nasalometer

[doctors]

im half with u on this but sum of the consultants ive seen have been really efficient

unless were talkin gps which r a bag of w*nk sumtimes

[O' mister delivery guy where art thou?]

have fun chap ill text u in a mo 2 say, say hi 2 sophie =]

[my leeds ticket came today]

my postmans my uncle so im ok wen it comes 2 stuff like recorded delivery lol i just need 2 book my coach ticket now no money tho

[Hello mister unknown feeling]

dont piss in my clam chowder plzzzzzzzzzzzzz =( (love u man) xx

[LSD Blotter Gallery]

wow the skull cross bones jolly roger one is just crazy

im not much into lsd but like how r sheets made i mean thats sum crazy small intricate designing

[Target Practice]

you are truely blessed

[Good morning mister Locksmith]

captains log

[Welcome to my blog]

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