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Status Updates posted by Rufus Gwertigan
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I am so going to piss myself laughing if you forget to pack something. Don't forget the kids. At a push one can last you for a whole week.
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I have known this person for no time at all, yet I would highly recommend them for the job of cleaning the bird shit out of cuckoo clocks
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"More entertaining than peeling an orange" - The Sun.
"He's better than dipping your biscuit in a cup of tea" - The Mirror.
"Pretentious twat" - The Guardian
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I just thought that I would leave you some words to cheer you up:
Boogle - a pack of weasels
Persnickety - to be fussy
Aardwark - my all time favourite word after
Llamellibranchiata.
Hope those words cheer you up.
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How did it feel to pop your cherry babe??
*snigger*
Pop your cherry
*snigger*
p.s. the person below is actually quite dangerous and has been banned from Facebook for been to ugly
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Last night I dreamed of Honey, and then I woke up covered in Bees and then spent 2 days in the hospital cos I went into anaphylactic shock.
I'm gonna stick with sugar.
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I though I would leave this nursey rhyme:
Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today
Oh my God its that nonce off My Space and he wants my butt!!
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On personality alone this is a 100% Hottie.
Mind you I thought the Elephant Man was quiet handsome....
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Sorry sweety. I have an STD. Not from me so it's you poppet.
Don't forget the Ajax....
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In our survey 9 out of 10 people thought Horsebox was a w*nker.
The remaining 1 person thought he was a scruffy dog.
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In our survey 9 out of 10 cat owners said their cats prefered to use Horsebox rather than a litter tray.
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I miss you man. The way a cow misses its gut flora. Without I just don't shit properly
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I can honestly say that I have met this person in real life, and she is indeed real.
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You know samrt and good looking. That would normally get a thumbs up from me, but sorry babes you have terrible taste in music. Go and stand in the corner..
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Dear Sir,
I have known this young man for nearly 15 years. In all that time I have found him to be tiresome and dull. However, I would not hestitate to recommend him for the job of cleaning up the cuckoo shit in your Cuckoo Clock factory.
regards.
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I noticed you where looking at my profile, so I just thought I would pop into yours and ask "What??". "Do you want a photograph??"
I thought your interests said "Seriuos about Scotsmen"...that would be a little gay..
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Just thought I would drop in and say Hi....
Hi...
Why are there not Cats In Hats?? I am saddened
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Are we ever going to meet up, or is this some sort of doomed realtionsjhip when the proganists never meet, a sort of Anti-Love Story. Actually that sounds cool. So I'll start then.....I hate you
I don't really