[V day tickets?]

everything will probably be gone under an hour except them expensive camping combos IMO

[Attitudes towards sponsorship at V Festival]

You might wanna fix the end question.

[Likelihood of One Direction being announced?!]

Here here redman. I can't remember who it was who got bottled off a couple of years ago but we need a repeat of that. Actually I've just read that back and it sounds really harsh. Ah well.

[2012 Line Up]

The internet =

[Does V Festival need to change?]

V needs to get rid of all the T4 on the beach type acts and stick to what it used to be good at. I love the place and I have a ticket but the line up is an absolute shocker. This will be my last one and I'll be taking peoples advice and "f**king off to Leeds".

[Reason it seemed busier]

I wore my track bottoms to walk down to the arena on Saturday morning to get some food. Does this class me in your stereotype of chav scouser who's there to push drugs? Stop stereotyping people.

[The real truth behind the ALAN?! craze!]

Ahahaha I can't believe he's trying to claim they started it. It was around last year as well.

[Will I get Laughing gas chargers taken off me?]

I've done laughing gas and it doesn't do anything for me but I've never heard of the chargers. I've just google'd them and they look pretty dodgy. If I was checking your bag and you had 200 of those in there I'd think it's a f**king bomb or something.

[Will I get Laughing gas chargers taken off me?]

What the f**k is a laughing gas charger?

[is it true you cant get 02 signal at v ?]

dont think any network gets a really good signal in that rural area.

[Camper Van Site]

what happens if you get there and they do actually say "No" to your horsebox?

[cans?]

You can only take bottles that are under 1 litre and unopened into the arena. AKA smuggle it in.

Plastic bottles that is.

[cans?]

Nope. Only alcohol. Lol of course you can.

[Car Parking]

I got charged 15 quid at download. So V fest is actually cheaper for once lol.

[URGENT LIFT NEEDED]

Holy shit I love this board. It actually puts the asterisks in Scun-thorpe! Ahahaha.

[URGENT LIFT NEEDED]

I would have give it a thought but because you're from Sc**thorpe I'd rather see you walk. Of course this is a joke. Why not just get the train? I got the train from Grimsby two years ago and for a return it was only 28 quid.

[1x western park weekend campin WANTED]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-10976950

[Procedure...]

Walk to campsite. Pitch tent. Put chair up. Open alcoholic beverage of choice. Relax.

[Number 2's]

i've shit in a plastic bag in my tent before, then thrown it across the campsite!

[Weston Park Map]

Seriously...check the other threads. This has been posted about 100 times.

[Number 2's]

Just do what I do. When the arena opens at 10am take a walk down there and walk up to the beautiful clean toilets and do what you gotta' do.

[help regarding campsites]

I've never understood why the Chelmsford site does this. Anyone got any ideas?

[Am i definetly going to have to choose between florence and stereophonics]

Please do not tell me you're saying Florence is bigger than Stereophonics. She's an overhyped Radio 1 band.

[This time next week...]

Can you buy papers there? I'll be well on my way to getting re-pissed loaded with my 2 hip flasks of vodka ready for some live music and a boogie!

[This time next week...]

Probably having a scan of the papers ready for the football while supping a nice cold beer. Probably forcing it down as well due to massive alcohol consumption the previous night.