[Drugs?]

Just take enough before the festival so that your high lasts the entire weekend. Flawless plan

[Posters]

Would go for radiohead and foos. Undercard is quite boring though.

[The Undercard.....]

letlive

pulled apart by horses (third year running)

Korn

Tenacious D

Enter Shikari

Scroobius Pip

Reel Big Fish

Andrew WK

[Forget Specsavers, you should have gone to GLASTONBURY! !]

a) none of my friends wanted to go

at a bad time of teh year

c) the bands aren't as good as downloads

d) I'm a greebo not a hippy

[updated 2010 clash finder]

Cheers for this. I hope it's fairly accurate as this leaves me with few clashes

[For people who love making lists]

Top 5:

1. Gogol Bordello

2. Guns n' roses

3. Biffy Clyro

4. Limp Bizkit

5. Mumford & Sons

Worst awful terrible bands:

1. Paramore

2. You me at six

3. Dizzee rascal

4. 3oh!3

5. hadouken

Anthems:

1. Paradise city - gnr

2. all of gogol bordellos set

3. dammit - blink 182

4. rollin - limp bizkit

5. rooftops - lostprophets