Drivad

@Radkey are such nice lads

Bus driver stalled lol

Someone sell/give me tickets for @example in Cardiff tonight? #please

They're taking away our free special k in work. I'm going to kick right off

Bed

Saw an incredibly fat person with braces (of the trouser variety.) They weren't needed practically, so they were being worn for style? #eh?

Everyone is great and I have no opinion good or bad on anything or anyone. Please don't arrest or fire me

bed

Working in an office is shit

It's Tuesday and I'm with a number of people that is divisible by 2. Pizza it is

Today I have found out that my nan is a big fan of wrestling and thinks oranges count as 'foreign food'

The guy that had a stroke then turned gay should be a deep and emotional story, but its just too funny

Party Club are so good

That Tupac thing has blown my mind

Morality choices suck dick

Been playing mass effect for about 3 minutes and I'm already stuck, confused and bored

Definitely need to stop leaving money on my card. I've just bought an egg poacher online, just because i could #rockandroll

Dressing up as a cat for charity, as you do

Alex Jones is insanely annoying

Footlong sub for lunch? Damn straight, it's payday!

Dad: 'joe, you're just like me, unwanted.' what a loving father

How patronising, especially for a Scot #apprentice

I hate everyone on the Apprentice this year #apprentice

Mediafire seems to have stopped working. I'm going to cry