Drivad

I've seen so many dead birds lately

How can I possibly know that I'm not just Jared Leto really deep into a character?!

'MISS' Heslop? Whoever wrote this message should have gone to specsavers!!!!! https://t.co/StUncSB9eD

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Still don't understand why people think Ringo is the worst Beatle? https://t.co/Gnm7h26ILq

RT @GregWoolhouse: Imagine being one of them people that buys 400 quid champagne in the Cuban and puts evidence of Facebook https://t.co/uh…

RT @IndyMusic: MC Hammer doesn’t actually like hammers https://t.co/6QVzL4f90K https://t.co/OIQfteow6s

Recently learnt how to use a semi-colon and now my dissertation is academic fire

46 minutes until civil war

Has anybody actually ever ordered the price from high to low?

Every model on the topman website looks like they're suffering from a particularly bad bought of flu

It's like Netflix doesn't know me at all https://t.co/IeBQue41ks

Watching a BBC news segment about vlogging and praying for a new plague

Eurgh Coldplay and Muse. It's like these Glasto headliners were chosen from a My First Festival kit

Jamie Roberts just touched my arm and now I feel like I'm destined to do great things

My dreams are getting incredibly boring of late. Last night I dreamt that I ran out of squash and had to buy more squash

Sat on my own listening to 2 Chainz x

Half way through proof reading my essay about holocaust literature, my brother looks up and asks what a 'third reich' is

Is there any word in the English language more beautiful than 'man-hole cover'? It covers holes that men go down. Wonderful

Never mind the winner, the loser of the X factor once again is music

Had a nice FaceTime with @JoeHeslop earlier. He was really in to our chat https://t.co/6ujQtUVv7x

'MY POMADE IS WATER SOLUBLE!!' #RhysHuntly

Just put a double duvet cover on by myself and now I feel like anything is possible