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BREAKING: Kanye West appointed as Guardian editor-in-chief.

.@guardiannews so am I, Cleggy. Thanks for that.

First time anyone has ever rolled their eyes so hard they actually did a backflip. A great moment for TV. #Vikings /OYh2KeA06T

23:54 and still dark. This solar eclipse is going on for fucking ages

it's a work in progress

I learnt who Zayn Malik is at the exact same moment I learnt what 'on fleek' means. Four days ago.

I'm actually starting to take Kanye's side. Kanye West's side. KANYE WEST'S side. That's how fucking stupid those signatories are. #Glasto

at no point this season was there any doubt that Dennis' storyline wasn't ramping up to having him straight up murder someone #AlwaysSunny

'One by one, they all just fade away' #CommunityLivesOn /Rdxirpc6vi

Tame Impala and Django Django making psychetronic rock a thing

holy fucking lols at Chang thinking the two new characters on Community are just Professor Slater and Troy #JesusWept

"Puffs of hot air, from the lips of a ghost and the shadow of a unicorn's dream." #Community

Let's just assume Kanye will draw such a crowd on the Pyramid that the Park will be really quiet and chilled for, oh, let's say... Caribou?

RT @VirtualAstro: One of the best meteor images I have ever seen! From tonight over Loch Ness Scotland /qUJbMVdISq by @hebexplor…

it's a comfort thing

some disparity there /z8Nl32NpBX

10 days 'til dream job interview 10 more days of panic

IF ISIS BLOW UP BIG BEN, HOW WILL WE TELL THE TIME? RAISE THE FUCKING THREAT LEVEL

"He's crepuscular! Get him!"

Excelled myself /PYYAbERkwY

got away from me a bit, that one /wz8HQiJhkD

my entire CV is just my name, address, and "experience: never too late to start"

Disclaimer: the London Pop-Up Human Cafe has no reservations left. All humans are ethically handled.

I am watching Agent Carter. I am being consistently surprised by how good it is. Up there near the top of the MCU.