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@NickyWoolf I literally just had a dream where you went on the run for assassinating Trump

Luke Skywalker there, jonesing for Tangfastics https://t.co/lanCVn4a0V

@LFizzia @NickyWoolf this new meme

who the fuck takes an hour-long bath at 11pm on a Monday night I just want to brush my teeth and go to sleep goddamnit fucking damn hells

RT @cthulhu4america: .@Briankmcneal understands what our campaign is all about. #CthulhuForPresident https://t.co/r45ftsZteW

even fucking Blofeld hates Farage https://t.co/DedR9haszR

Easily one of the hardest and most gruelling days of my soft little life

@padwantwo Done the same!

RT @actioncookbook: USERS: you're alienating the people who actually use your product TWITTER: likes are now florps USERS: what TWITTER: ti…

is the politics over yet

RT @JoBarrow: https://t.co/NOKNYE9J66

@NotSianide GOOD

RT @GrayInGlasgow: Countries with public officials implicated in the #PanamaPapers tax haven scandal in its 1st 5 hours. https://t.co/M83QS…

my words https://t.co/Ijvl0W7SKB

I have no idea what the fuck just happened #TheFatDuck

gonna be celebrating in true Woolf style by getting crazy drunk then one day ending up on TV somehow https://t.co/5nxgkZK3n9

@iyad_elbaghdadi the Big Jihadi Bang Theory

@BorisJohnson oh look casual sexism

@PhilosophyTube and the accents, oh the accents

"Someone was looking for you." "No! We haven't done anything yet!"

@iyad_elbaghdadi @thei100 Oh Twitter, you'll never not surprise me

RT @shoutsatcows: "...The Aristocrats!" (49/49)

RT @MyDoncaster: The fantastic children of Windhill Primary School have named our next gritter lorry. It will be called... Usain Salt. #d…

Anyone got a spare couple of tickets for @LosCampesinos at the Scala tomorrow?

@StephenMangan or crystal meth, it's definitely one of the two