[2 Legend (Old Duffer) Headliners]

I'd sooner boil my boll%x in oil and offer them to a hundred nuns than see Springsteen,I genuinly(sp) hate the guy with a passion,when one of his songs come on my heart really does sink!!! And I really do mean it!!

[To camp or caravan?]

You get a six metre by six metre pitch for your money, the stewards are very helpful parking you up so you've plenty of room for your awning or additional tents or whatever.

And you can pull up at unearthly hours, no worries there.

[To camp or caravan?]

How can someone be too Caravan??

[To camp or caravan?]

I've a dilemma,i've been washed out at Glasto too many times now and we've just bought a caravan,the dilemma is,do me and the wife caravan in comfort or rough it just to be camping with our mates?Can anyone sell the caravan idea to me?I love the camping and the banter,will we still get a certain ammount of that?Is the camping far from the main arenas,is there much space on the camp site,can you have bbq's,can someone please sort me out?

All advice will be greatfully accepted!!!

[Funny Stories from Glastonbury]

2003 Glasto,my brother's a big fat f****r and the only bogs he'd use were the long drops,apparently, wherever he goes for a dump(he tells me)when it comes to wiping his arse he has to stand up,face the back of said bog,bend down and wipe his arse from the front!Now this is ok in a proper toilet,but seeing he's such a big twat every time he stood up swivelled and wiped from the front the bog door opened showing his great arse,he stood up,the door sprung shut,this probably happened for twenty wipes,everyone outside was in tucks!!!!