[What's the chances of pulling?]

You're right, just walk down Brixton high street and shout at the top of your voice

HELLLOOOO NIGGERS

Then welcome all your new nig- nog friends into your life.

[What's the chances of pulling?]

Shave em aswell... it makes your dick look bigger (or so I've heard)

[What's the chances of pulling?]

The differences are huge, can't be arsed to go into them. They are far too obvious (stopping and searching of black people, inherent racism in society, stereotypes about crime, violence etc) for me to think you are being serious.

If you're that concerned shave your head or dye your hair.

Blimey, I was born with a ridiculously handsome face and get grief for it every day.. You dont hear me complaining

[What's the chances of pulling?]

completely incorrect. please please read up on what you are saying

[What's the chances of pulling?]

the n word is only offensive if its meant to be, otherwise it just means black person.

[What's the chances of pulling?]

Are people genuinely comparing calling someone a ginger to calling someone a nigger?

[What's the chances of pulling?]

I'm ginger and I shag my right hand every night, does that count??

[Average Age...]

31 and no sign of growing up yet.

[cherry ghost]

I want to to see them as the album is good but they clash with someone, can't think who and can't be arsed looking either.

[REMINDER - BBC6 Music Friday 10:00am]

Slash will have special guests!

[Top 5 must see]

U2

Slash

Vampire Weekend

Shakira

Faithless

[When the music stops]

Interesting. This ratio of 1 hooker per 35000 people has all kinds of implications.

[Tips for thursday?]

all the bands on the queens head stage are pretty good. not great but good.

[When the music stops]

By a towel?

[Which Years Line Up does it for you the most?]

Can't believe how many '09 votes there are, that line up was dire. For me it's 2007, which was my first Glastonbury and completely spoiled me because it'll never get beaten.

[When the music stops]

If you have to ask that, a prostitute.

[When the music stops]

Where's the best place to go to get your dick sucked???

[New Music]

+1...great album. And their clash with The Black Keys is probably one of the biggest dilemmas I'll have all weekend...

for the uninitiated...

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[Muse Set List]

muse have a good list of songs and a good band with a good singer but there's stilling something missing for me, can't put my finger on it tho. hopefully glastonbury will change my mind completely.

[New Music]

after pissing around on youtube earlier I listened to Egytian hip hop and the cheek and they both sound good. Thursdays queen head line up is looking quite good.

[get 'enough' sleep - or party like a machine?]

sleep by 5am up at 11am= 6 hrs sounds about right.

[stevie wonder worry]

Thats the one.

[methadrone replacement]

injecting whizz into your big toe is they way forward.

[Cycling to Glasto]

With a bike you could get from the other stage to the pyramid stage a bit quicker but if it catches on it will look like Beijing.

[New Music]

i know its not exactly new music but the slash album is immense should hopefully have some decent guest artists on if the albums anything to go by