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Good morning mister Locksmith


in5omniac

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I was on the captains log this morning and someone just unlocks the back door (of the house - you dirty minded bastards) and starts asking me through the bathroom door if theres a light up to the attic, well I tell him there is and that its dead, but he finds the spare one at the top of the stairs and fits it. Much drilling and noisiness later, I assume he's fitted new locks to the attic rooms, as he was gone by the time I'd had my shower (this was quite a bit after the first visit to the bathroom, smells had subsided). He did tell me he was the locksmith by the way, I didn't ask for proof that he actually was, I never do with visitors, they take one look at this place and probably assume theres nowt worth nicking anyway. So anyway I'm typing this in a towel, fresh from the show... oh! he's back! best get dressed. Catch you later. x

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