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RT @BDSPhotos: This is Manchester. We do things differently here. /sJEtdgbw18

Had my first takeaway Nando's tonight. Why have I not done this before?

Today I lost my staff card, so I borrowed my colleague's and then I lost hers. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.

RT @peta: RT if u agree with @RickyGervais! #StopAnimalTests #CrueltyFree /BHxSmLu1Qs

Benefits of having the office to myself for a week: I can play One Direction at Big Weekend full blast without getting any stick.

RT @danjmcdowell: An interesting article about reviews and the Manchester food scene: Integrity and Manchester Confidential. /sl…

Congratulations @emilyrowles, Moss Side's new councillor!

RT @4joturner: Just had to retweet again UKIP "We don't tend to do well in London because it's cultural, educated and young" doesn't that s…

Awww. Present from my straight work bf David to cheer me up! /jlvLrka4ox

Hmmm... what will I be doing five weeks today? /7sIkypluBx

RT @HylandIan: Why is Nigel Farage always on telly? He's like the Emelie Sande of politics.

"David, can I put some music on?" "As long as it's not Lily f**king Allen for the fiftieth time" *puts #Sheezus on*

My pug Jack has just met my mum's new pug via Skype! #techsavvypugs /I8nqQnZM7m

RT @lilyallen: Can't get through to NHSDirect , no midwives in your area ? Well at least the Queen got a nice birthday party/jubilee , what…

Who's this dashing fellow on the back of my copy of Uni Life? @jimmypeanuts

David Cameron Casually Popped Into Nando’s Last Night /CDfAIFbIcQ via @jimwaterson @buzzfeed

Never mind your non-fat, soy chai latte with a half shot of espresso and no foam. This morning I had a latte & bacon bap from Greggs for £2!

This is WELL NICE /gqKuysFqmN

RT @eFestivals: drugs - the big lie - it's time to face this honestly /tOzn0XB9mf via @po_st

RT @zahra_infinity: #MossSide in @guardian. We MossSiders know our diversity is what makes our Moss Side village so wonderful /G…

You might have won the first battle Moss Side pigeons but you won't win the war! #CooOff

Scary stuff. Your iPhone Knows Exactly Where You've Been And This Is How To See It /9RbpJnrTti

Have I just made this up in my head or does anyone else remember Lily Allen walking around Glastonbury dressed as a mushroom in 2007?

RT @PennyRed: Calling for #clarkson to be sacked isn't censorship. He's entitled to his views. He's not entitled to be paid £££ to share th…