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brighteyes

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  1. Has anyone heard anything yet? I had an email the other day saying that they should virtually all be done by 1st June.

    I'm going to be sad if we didn't even get our random handball session!

  2. One of my friends slept with a girl he met in a club once, and the next morning she was going on about how so many boys had messed her about, and how he was 'the one'. Then she started talking about marriage, apparently. I laughed so much when he told me this. Gotta avoid girls like that...

    p.s. i turned down sex today

  3. Glad to see Birmingham go down, they're a bit of a nothing team. I can hardly think of any of their players. 1 point from last 6 games is diabolically bad, really.

    And how on earth did Villa finish 9th, fantastic!

  4. Using Dawkin's selfish gene theory, then I guess it's because tall men will give woman tall children, and tall children are a better survival machine than short childen for continuing the existence of the woman's genes.

  5. the Top Of The Pops audience was chosen because they could dance, because the dancing was part of the show, and even then they often looked pretty gawky a lot of the time.

    Later is a completely different concept....

    what's pretentious about it?

  6. Accounting exam revision, since 8am this morning. It's like being back in uni, except a lot worse, the reasons for which I will explain in concise bullet-point format:

    • - The exam schedule is much more intense

    • - I am funding it myself, rather than through student loans

    • - I have no free time to revise, due to having a full-time job

    • - I have to use my annual leave in order to have time to revise

    • - It is not easy like university was... I'm going to fail.

    In summary, FML

  7. They were talking about these super-injunctions on something, maybe it was Ian Hislop on HIGNFY. The newspapers have to be told about the super-injunctions to avoid accidently printing the story and not knowing there is a super-injunction on it, which makes me wonder why you'd even bother getting one. It's bound to get out by some means, and restricting it seems to ensure receiving the most attention possible. I just don't see the point. Keep your f**king dick in your pants, or get a divorce, easy.

  8. This bloke is probably a genius, I bet he doesn't expect the world to end at all and has made a lot of money from his followers.

    Anyone see that faith-healing episode of Derren Brown the other week? It kind of made me angry that such selfish people take advantage of others to make money, but it made me more angry that these stupid people let themselves be manipulated. There should be a test when you're young of how stupid/easily led you are, and the stupid people should be monitored their whole life to make sure they're not being f**king ridiculous.

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