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mikealanfoster

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  1. 9 minutes ago, Ted Dansons Wig said:

    How long in a cab from Heathrow Terminal 2 to Terminal 5? at 11 at night?

    Jump on the express, I do it quite a lot, doesn't take long. It's quicker than having to go outside to get a cab and come back in, as they have to go through all the barriers etc.

  2. Just now, Nobody Interesting said:

    I really do feel for you ticketless ones - I have tickets and am trying for someone else (who I have never met!!) but this is doing my head in.

    Tried last year in the 'secrets' for another person too with no luck.

    I really think if ever we are ticketless at this point we shall book something else rather than go through this despite how lovely this little community is.

    Come on GS and SEE - just settle it one way or another PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE

    Ditto! I'd be up for doing a second festival! 

  3. 8 minutes ago, frizzydizzymizzy said:

    I know for some just being there will be enough..but where does everyone generally like to camp? we've been in Kidney Mead last 8 times. Love it there, although long trek back from Block 9 in the wee hours!

    We've always been Michael's Mead. Nice gentle slope to stop the rain, and easy to walk everywhere really!

  4. 4 minutes ago, Yoghurt on a Stick said:

    Here's the only joke that I can remember;

    Seamus is having trouble making his wife orgasm during sex. No matter how hard he tries, fast, slow, pounding, doggy…nothing works.
    Scared he may lose her he goes to see his doctor. The doctor says: “You need someone to flap a towel near you both when you have sex. It will keep your wife cool and comfortable and should help her come”.
    So Seamus invites his best pal Paddy round to try flapping the towel while Seamus and his wife have sex. Seamus bangs away and paddy flaps the towel like crazy but still no orgasm from his wife.
    “I have an idea,” says Seamus, “Let me flap the towel and you have sex with her, see if that works”.
    Within 20 seconds, Seamus’s wife is writhing in pleasure, screaming and having orgasm after orgasm. Seamus leans over the bed to his mate and says. “Now that my son, is how you flap a fucking towel”

    That has brightened my day up no end!

  5. Listening to pings from this forum whilst doing my expenses on the floor, and an advert for Wolverine popped up on the bottom of the page and started playing. I nearly destroyed my fucking hotel room jumping across the desk to get to my laptop. Early grave is inevitable from this. 

  6. 1 minute ago, markian said:

    Only for international sales I think

    Ah wait, just found this...

     

    UK buyers may use either a UK registered debit card or UK registered credit card. International buyers must use a credit card (with a non-UK billing address).

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