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kushy26

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  1. Lecturer: The lecturer is taking the class seriously.
    One of the student looking towards the window side in the class room.
    The lecturer asks the student "For what purpose you are coming to the school?"
    Student: For vidhya sir(In Telugu Vidhya means Education).
    Lecturer: Then why you are looking towards window?
    Student: Vidhya(Girl friend) has not come upto now sir.
  2. Something to kickstart your
    monday!
    2 boys were talking and one said to the other, "There is a easy way to earn money".
    The other boy said, "How?"
    The boy replied, "Tell people you know their secret."
    The boy jumps up to his dad, "I know your secret!"
    Dad replies, "Please don't tell your mom heres $10."
    The boy then runs to his mom, "I know your secret!"
    Mom said, "Please don't tell your dad here's $15."
    The boy then tries it on the mailman, "I know your secret!"
    The mail man opened his arms and said, "Come, give your dad a hug!"
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