makhulumo

t in the park line up looks like benicassim without a beach, consistent weather and hot spanish babes

when a teacher swears at you you know it's serious

Watching my tv, or is it watching me

how can bruno mars win a best of award with bon iver in the same category, i don't understand life anymore

Why would you book at the drive in as a headliner man benicàssim WHY

starting to really annoy me how bad falcao is on fifa

barry went surfing with ben howard today hahahaha

sticking pokemon on my phone before i came to school = smartest thing i've ever done

itv would be far better if roy keane presented, did the punditry, and commentated. his clear disdain for everything adrian chiles says is brilliant

clive tyldsley shut the fuck up about stevenage's motto

can't wait for town with my boys!

oi dickheads everyone come and play out tonight, last night of the holidays lets go out with a BANG!!!

you applied the pressure to have me crystalised

bon iver is lovely, love that i can come home and blast music with noone waking up

how do you make poached eggs

4 years ago, kevin prince boateng played a game in the croydon powerleague cos he wasn't getting a game at spurs, that is amazing

i feel like such a rebel knowing i've had laughing gas

wow that goal from boateng could only be described as a thronker

Someone come play out

you've got, to dance little liar

inter milan are money stealing bastards

Ramsey scores v Utd, Bin Laden dies. Ramsey v Spurs, Steve Jobs dies. Ramsey v Marseille, Gaddafi dies. Ramsey v Sunderland, Houston dies.

SUSO SANTANA LAST MINUTE YES I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, FIRST EVER BET I'VE WON

hahahahaha i love you patrice evra

I want to see metronomy in a crowd that isn't 14 year olds. Make it happen god