Anyway. Might as well give this a shot...

On offer for a limited time only: -----Your New Best friend!-----

Cost: Your spear Rock Werchter ticket! Deal will include the full value you paid for it too- via paypal, online credit card transaction Or Cash In hand.

Your are purchasing a one in a lifetime offer for a new best friend for the Rock Werchter Festival 2012. A chilled out, fun, 20year old student with an obsession with music and festivals

Your new best friend will do awesome things for you!

Single? He’ll be your full time wingman

Not single? He’ll help you defend your misses from the French!

Do drugs? He’ll share his and help you get some

Don’t do drugs: He won’t do drugs and get drunk with you instead

Don’t drink or do Drugs: He’ll walk around the festival in a Nun Costume preaching how bad it is to do drugs & Drink

Smoke? He’ll roll your fags

Don’t smoke? Good for you J

Want to party all night? He’ll stay up with you

Want to go to bed? He won’t keep you up

Feeling down? He’ll give you a hug

Feeling cold? He’ll lend you a blanket and give you a hug

Can’t put up a Tent? He used to be a scout and is an expert at putting up tents

Need help carrying stuff? He’ll try and help...

Can’t Cook? Nor can he, But he knows how to fry an egg

Need someone to see bands with you? He’ll go see them with you

Can’t speak a foreign language? Nor can he, but is fun to try anyway

Need someone to travel with? He’ll travel with you

Want to laugh? Knows plenty of jokes

INCLUDED EXTRAS!

Random Facts about the Ocean & science from a Marine Biologist

Guitar* (may be played badly)

Super Noodles! Gas stove and kettle

Fully trained first aider (Hse First aid at work)

Free Banter- generally up for doing most things :/

Massages if necessary(No homo)

Someone to laugh at, particularly as he’s prone to falling over and cocking up

Fancy dress options available

Terms And conditions

The Best friend reserves to rights to see: The Cure, Justice, Mumford and sons, The XX and The chilles.

The best friend reserves the right to not be exploited

Your best friend will try and travel with you unless your flying, because he’s poor.

Drugs refers to weed, your purchasing a heroin addict!