Scene 1, Act 1
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Web log rolling rolling rolling.
Scene 1, Act 1, take II .... And .... action!
The scene is set. The page is empty, the way is forward and the road is long, with - by all accounts - many a winding turn. And where it leads, well, who knows where, who knows when. Maybe the AA do. Or indeed - in the interests of a balanced blog - so do any of the other roadside assistance groups. I wouldn't know, I don't drive ; which is sometimes a cause of concern to me, but mainly a cause of relief, I'm as good as blind out of my left eye. Where was I? oh yes, a web log. Weeeeeeeebbbbbbbbb looooooggggg .....
The scene was set. The authors of the first efestivals weblogs sat around their virtual table, sipping their virtual drinks and talking about virtually anything. The air of self-satisfaction at jobs well done seemed to hang in the air. The initial blogging had appeared to go down well, despite the behaviour of a bitch on heat. And it was these few hardy trailblazers, those who had left their imprint on the blogging tradition within efestivals forevermore, those exceptional - some might say special - men and women who had made history. And yet, there was a concern amongst them - an edge, a nameless, faceless trepidation at the inevitability, the certainty which faced them. Which of the bloggers would voice their concerns first? Would it be the butch, hairy hombre Halls, he of the duck fixation and unhealthy interest in feathers? Or would it be effeminate, cutesy, long eye-lashed and all silk gloves Neil? Maybe it would be the mongo-chutnied Bus and his famous bag of trousers? And then if in answer to their angst, the answer was presented to them in no uncertain terms ; not only had Sifimaster written an introduction to a weblog, he'd also managed to insult them in his chummy mocking tone AND establish a style of blogging that would set the entire efestival blogging standard back several years ......
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