Festival review by : The enlightened

As a Glastonbury virgin, I wasn't quite ready for the shock of the size of the place. It took two days to walk round the thing and another day to find any sort of bearings. Such diversity, the people, the music, it all contributed to a weekend that'll probably take some time to truly comprehend. I am truly converted and, if anyone cares to ask me how it was, I'll probably bend their ear for a few hours. It's certainly no load of "bollocks" and I've started saving for next year already.