Kowalski

First time I've been since 2005, and apart from the main stage the festival was almost unrecognisable - it is quite a bit bigger now. I was very impressed the whole weekend, there's lots to do and a decent variety to keep people interested. It's a proper little boutique festival. A really good weekend and everybody was really friendly. Some amazing food in the Argyle area, very reminiscent of Connect, and the Black Isle bar was superb. Musically, Alabama 3, Peatbog Faeries and The Horrors were my highlights, also enjoyed the Johnny Cash tribute Jericho Hill. Wasn't too impressed with the Straits or Rumours of Fleetwood Mac though.

News reports coming in saying she's been found dead. Sadly it was probably only a matter of time.

A horny fat wife in stockings & high heels puts on a cape. She bursts into the bedroom and shouts to her husband "Superpussy!!!" He looks up and says "I'll have the soup!"