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Status Updates posted by Chimps in Balaclavas
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When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking... And then I saw her face.
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I had just finished clearing away the barbecue when I saw on the news that researchers claim there is an alzheimers link to barbecues and fry-ups. What a load of nonesense! I couldn't watch the news for long though, I had a barbecue to get started.
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Sometimes to impress Girls, I often use big words that I don't fully understand, in an effort to sound more photosynthesis.
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Bought myself a limo yesterday, but it cost me so much I can't afford a driver.So I've spent all my money and I've got nothing to chauffeur it.
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Typical, I made myself 4 hot drinks... then I dropped the coffee, spilt the espresso and lost the chocolate! ........ That's me down to a tea!
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I hate it when I find a piece missing from a jigsaw, but love it when I find a piece missing from a jigsaw!