Hazey Jamie
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this thread's gay
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i was a gay once, but i had to stop because it made my eyes water
to paraphrase michael gambon......i think
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Dont like music? Its the most Radio 1 freindly line up ive ever seen which is poor. Radio 6 all the way, im just worried alot of the people there are going to be radio 1 flag wavers with overly sensible clothing
There will be people who love the line up, but it doesnt mean it's right.
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there are quieter fields, and if you don't want to be kept awake til all hours i'd suggest cmaping in them....i think it's a little selfish to expect people not to make noise all night at a festival.....it's the one weekend a year that maybe they can do that
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This Thread is great, it's the funny thing i've read x
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Langdale Wolf's favourite poo related joke:
Q. Why did the baker's hands smell?
A. Because he kneaded a poo!
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*dump*
ummm i mean *bump* to get back on page one
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Nope only tell you when you jon our Glastonbury longdrops forum
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It was as if fate had brought them together*
*Of course in this instance fate could be more accurately described and several pints of cider and a dodgy curry
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No first names you are number two
and turd after much meditation whilst on my porcelain throne this morning, I took onboard your valuable contribution in starting this thread and have decided to make you admin in our group so technically you are now number two as well but you shall be known as number two turd
Steve P shall be known as P for the purpose of the meet
philistine
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hover? pah. door support? pah. if the seat needs a wipe, wipe it. otherwise sit down and relax. whats the problem if your bum touches someone else's dry wee? its only your bum, its not like you're gonna eat off it or anything!
siddown, have a look at the stickers on the back of the door (last time i found out what a mooncup is - not particularly required knowledge, but one day it might be useful) and maybe look up and enjoy the warm, balmy sunshine and light breeze. hopefully there wont be anyone looking over the top of the door - the weirdos - and set about emptying your bowels. its a fine way to start the day, the right way.
and hazey jamie, my name's jamie too. so we've both got the same first name, we are both spurs fans, and we share a mutual love of a mighty crap! now THAT'S gotta be worth a natter over a freezing cold pint of pear cider, surely!
you are not you, you're me!
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You don't actually sit on the seats do you??
Just grip the top of the door firmly for hovering support (this also shows folks you are there) and squeeze one out - jobs a good'un
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TIMMMMMMMBERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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well, i gotta be honest- when i started this thread i expected 2 replies at most, and i expected both of them to be mildly abusive or disgusted...i am genuinely happy that the green metal sanctuary has more fans than just me
i think we need some 'shouts' for that moment the bundle leaves the rear door and starts its fast downward trajectory...and i wanna hear them onsite at the appropriate moment
something like, "bombs away" or "watch out below"...any other suggestions?
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Amen to that, good brother. my first experience of the long drop was way back in the first flushes of my youth, back in 2005. it was the sunday morning of my first ever glastonbury festival, and i was backed up big time. i was somewhat intimidated by the portaloos, as i saw a hideous incident at the melbourne big day out the previous year, where some young soul was verily tipped over in a portaloo and the poor bastard was covered in theirs, and others, excrement. poor git. in 32 degree heat, too.
sod that, i thought. its the longdrops for me. it was a sunny sunday, approx half nine, and i trotted over to the longdrops by the greenfields entrance, bog paper in hand. i went straight into a central cubicle, saw the layout of a large and sturdy looking board with a convenient bum-shaped receptacle, and thought 'right - lets do this thing'.
it felt as if i had passed a baby crocodile.
i took the opportunity to check him out, down there in the morning sun, twinkling among a sea of. . . . well, just a sea. i admired him - and thought seriously about taking a photo for posterity, for truly he was a good 8 or 9 incher, and with not an inconsiderable girth!
i left him to live out his days there, and went back to me campsite with THE BROADEST GRIN ive managed. probably only spurs smacking arsenal 5-1 could match it for big rictus grins. the relief was amazing.
one hour later, with almost unbelievable timing, i needed another. so back it was to the long drops, for another momentous bowel movement.
never again will i trouble a portaloo with my arse. its open air, all the way!
don't fear the longdrop: embrace it with, um, open cheeks!
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it's too much!!!
are we having a thursday afternoon longdrop meet up?
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Sometimes groups are best managed by the non-obsessive so dont dump on me but now you are a member I welcome you and will log your complaint
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Come on over to the group, there's an empty stall next to mine, we can natter away while dropping the kids off at the pool!
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Yippeee I've got my first member. Welcome balti-pie
I now feel like the queen of erm shit
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What!!! you poo with your bum in the air ?
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it would be one HELL of a brown trout to give splashback a good five/six foot upwards.
nothing earthbound could manage that, surely.
surely?
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nobody get's longdrop splashback...the 'drop' is too 'long'
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What the hell is wrong with you two????
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.....every year at glasto, is sh.itting in a long drop?
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