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  1. <!--quoteo(post=3322159:date=Jun 8 2010, 02:51 PM:name=gratedenini)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (gratedenini @ Jun 8 2010, 02:51 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=3322159"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->A good reply KoS..... I have refrained from joining in with such vociferous denouncement of The Tented Ones...and i`ll tell you why..... Mr G isn`t actually the only festy organiser who scouts the boards...in fact I`d suggest most of em do...because they (the organsisers) do want feedback.

    Lets face it... the (now) swelled up ranks on here can only be classed as the thinnest of straw polls...but in previous years---the threads would be longer than a splilt glass of Meryl Steets 4guinea Cider.

    So, in essence... I dont want Mr G to read these comments on people getting fleeced at the gates cos they are single, northern and not carrying anything. Y`know why? Cos theres a chance he (they) might do something about it..... and really, tbh--- yer dont want that.

    Likewise..... the chairs... newbies were expressing doubts as to whether they would be allowed little blankets,soft drinks,apples and crisps...even coleiacs!!! (just what do they <b>taste</b> like? fancy having to eat those all the time) etc etc....

    Well, now what yer might find next year is the Stewards being issued with self-adhesive moustaches and a pair of stiff boots... and they will let you in with f**k all but a pair of flip flops and a condom or two.

    See what I`m saying.

    Obviously, I didnt see the big tent caper...and if as described... how that wasn`t pissed on I do not know.

    I have <b>never</b>--and never will.... sit on any for of chair, in front of a stage--but well out of the way,esp at 52yrs and with bairns etc. That imo is acceptable.

    But, as has been pointed out..... these punters, in the main are Larmer-esque ie cardigans across the shoulders, they eat olives, dont watch Family Guy, think nowt of paying £3,50 a pint and mostly dont do sex with the woman on top...so what can you expect?

    I personally feel... there should be a band in front of the stage for the freakers and dancers... then back from that --the inevitable <i>sitters</i> with hats they only wear <i>away from home</i>...and who read <i>papers</i>.

    wtf? aye--they sit there reading the papers after spending £100s on getting in and £3.50 on their one pint of the weekend.... but y`know what... so what? Thats ok...they are no problem..Wychwood et al <b>needs </b>em...cos they are the majority.

    And y`know what they mostly give to a festival like this.. the safe atmosphere.

    Then you get the likes of me, who staggers about with me Orange Hat on and pisses in the bushes cos i cant wait at the bogs, singing me knapper off, and cleaning the thimbles of wine off the free trays,and who goes and talks to <i>strangers</i> (southerners dont <b>do</b> that) and who sees the incredulous looks on the cardiganed ones faces when they hear our bairns are called Larmer Dalyon & Hendrix Santana etc etc.... but... but ---it is the likes of me who <b>SHOUT FROM THE ROOFTOPS</b> to come to festivals like this.

    And thats why I have tried to keep the forum going with my perpetual shite cum sense.

    Now, see how i have cleverly distracted Mr G et al from the main point and he will now be thinking "He pisses in the bushes??? We need more bogs next year"

    ..whoa soap box collapse....

    den<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

    good post den but dont forget us common southerners we do do that!!! (sorry sounded scouse then)

    I think i see you in orange hat - i had a very colourful pointy pixie type hat!!! There was a crowd of us , you must have heard us, maybe meet up next year!!1

  2. Hi all. This will be my first Wychwood - I'll be going with a group of 7 friends. A few questions on camping for those of you that have been before:

    - Is there plenty of room for camping? I was considering taking a large 6-man tent, but was wondering whether that might prove difficult due to space constraints - would we be better off taking several smaller tents??

    - Am I right in thinking that you can drive upto the camping area (and therefore not have to carry stuff for miles, a la Glastonbury!)?

    Thanks very much!!

  3. Don't get me started on the Larmer Tree Dress Code - all those Verwood Tractors up for Jools, ignoring the no drink, no chairs, no fkn blankets rules - no, stick it all there and we'll all yak 5 yards away through every act, about Hermione's French Classes and Julian's new 4x4. Sod the Festival - we've loadsa money.........look at the quaint Northerner with his confiscated Jack Daniels, how awful !

    Tied myself in knots with this rant - help, where's me vest ? Where's me cardy...............

  4. Just wondering if we have to put up with the fascists on the gates to the main arena again this year like we did last year?

    The Oxfam stewards around the site are lovely but the Jack booted idiots on gates demanding access to my personal property and invading my private space are not :P

    I wouldn't mind but people were blatantly carrying in rucksacks full of beer and wine (You only need to look at the bulges and see the weight on their arms to know that :P ) and weren't being stopped because they looked like middle class family types :P

    Perhaps I should just get my self some beige slacks and lose my sense of dancing rythm this year :lol::lol:

  5. (quote)...........you will save a fortune in fuel with the meet the Fokker van

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    WHY OH WHY did you have to mention that ????

    I think it DIED last Summer, somewhere between Wiltshire and 'oop North'.

    Hankies all round............tandem bicycle (or LESS) now!

  6. Oway man--- where yer all at (well the 6 of us anyway)?

    Monsiuer Bleu and his annoying countdown.... and that inseperable pair of Cider Drinkers (overweight with hats i recall).

    Masher Marrooned is still about with his anarchic shite,getting me into trouble... and wheres the LURKERS.

    Lurkers... oooh.... it reminds me of the lads who used to sneak into the bogs when i was serving me time.. carrying in HONG KONG BIBLES and re-emerging 10mins later, red-faced and whitened overalls.... ee us toolmakers had it good in the 70s (not).

    So--oway man.... its only blah blah days to go and 2 months mortgage to miss to pay for the tickets.... lets get some TWIG CRACK going...

    den, not holding out much hope...

  7. I am a bit concerned about whether this festival is suitable now that I've read the new details. I bought the tickets for my son and his fiancee but they have no children. Will they feel out of place? Will there be enough for them to do that doesn't involve children? Please help - if you think it won't suit them I will give them to someone else. Thank you.
  8. :P I know it has been said before, much more eloquently, but setting off to the bogs only to find them gone and expecting us to traipse some distance (as with everything in life sh-it is about timing too) to the racecourse toilets was not on.

    I didn't think the line up compared with previous years, but it was more to do with blend, you have to have festival bands to glue the others together, and there were few. of them Having just got back from Meltdown to see Patti Smith in which she had some traditional Morrocan musicians join her for a few songs, all I can say to Den about his Kaftan drummers is don't complain it can get much worse. Actually the Dhol Foundation were good

    It is still a wonderful festival and the absence of crime was to be applauded, although the nobbers who smashed the front window of a family campervan should be ashamed. The little I saw of the local constabulary, I thought they got their approach to policing the festival more positive than previous, so well done.

    I thought the food was briiliant and although it would be expensive for a family (was there any kids portions on offer?) that is true of eating out anywhere.

    Well done to the organisers, you have us coming back in numbers next year, I know you do early purchase and concessions but try and remember that an affordable festival is likely to be more inclusive.

    Another 6 hours before sunrise.

  9. Returning for 3rd year Mr W ! Last year my friend had to cancel as he had just had an operation. He is coming this year but he can't walk very far, he isn't registered disabled yet but walking any distance causes him a lot of pain. We have a live in vehicle ticket. What is the closest we can camp to the music arena ? and is there any chance of reserving this spot?

    My friend can only stay friday and saturday night and then depart I presume for him to camp we will have to buy a full weekend ticket rather than one for friday and saturday ?

    Last year we had one friend lose his wallet with £250 in as he ZZZZded the early hours of Saturday morning. I had another friend drop his wallet with £340 at the bar and someone used his driving licence to identify him and return the the wallet ( he then proceeded to buy everyone at the festival a drink ....I exaggerate). A long with my 2 questions I wanted to alert everyone coming to the festival for the 1st time that Friday night/ Saturday morning has become a time when the thieves target tents where they can hear snoring. I also wanted to not put any one off by telling the other side of human nature. Neither of my friends needed that sort of money, to eat, drink or be merry. So bring a realistic amount of cash and look after it !!

    Quick reply Mr W please.

  10. As a first timer at Wychwood and one of the "victims" of the Friday night thieves I can assure you that those of us who were robbed do have "feelings" other than that of gullibility for thinking that keeping my cash in a wallet inside a zipped up bag at the back of my tent next to my head was adequate. My six year old son with whom I was sharing the tent was extremely bothered about the fact that someone had been in when we were asleep to the extent that I could not leave him in the charge of his 16 year old brother on the following nights (so had to miss out on the comedy/silent disco). I wasn't too happy either at the idea of some toe-rag possibly carrying a knife crawling in beside me as I slept. Losing the cash was painful but not as much of a concern as the upset caused to my family.
  11. Dear All

    As we finish off the paperwork for this years festival, and move forward with our happy memories from 2008, we need your artists suggestions! Yes I know a lot of you don't care for the list thing, but we are already starting to speak to artists for the 09 festival, so do let me know your thoughts and desires for 09 in terms of artist programming...remember also that it will be our 5th Birthday, so any suggestions of know you'd like to see return from the previous years festivals, much appreciated too!

    Thanks

    Graeme

  12. Sat night--- main stage had finished and we spent quite a bit of time around the Songlines tent before descending on the path to the SD...... when I turned around and surveyed the scene before me (as pissed as i was) I was totally shocked,angry and dismayed.

    Picture the scene-- the grassed area in front of the main stage --- quite brightly lit --- only a handful of people there... absolutely strewn with all kind of litter!

    I was (still am) flaggergasted..... the plastic pints reflecting like cats eyes on the motorway. Thousands of em.

    And --here at this festival which had probably the most comprehensive range of Litter bins we`ve ever came across at a festival---lots of em--all clearly marked (and emptied afawcs).

    I know--- yer towrds the front of the stage--yer ale comes--yer sup it off--down goes the glass... who doesnt do that?

    BUT-- yer could pick em up afterwards and put em away.

    The compares words about green and helping the environment etc only a little time before--- just shows you overall what soceity we live in--we dont give a shit us.

    From what we seen of the campsite on leaving tbh--was pretty good with less than average shite left... but that night and those plastic galsses will remain as a memory of Wychwood along with the great ones.

    Den --not Massively Green--but caring enough.

  13. Most sensible and nice Stewarding people we`ve encountered... a BIG WELL DONE TO YOU ALL

    The laddo , the 1st one as we got towards the camer Van site--through that farmy bit-- must have been stood there,on his tod for friggin gaes--directing people round the farm bit--still was so polite and entusiastic.

    Was very impressed with the whole organisation of affairs ... and re these bastardos who go to fests to thieve-- well once again--this unfortunately is the society that we are spawning --and I despair over it.

    A point that was made to me regarding thieving--- when I first started camping --Hells Flame-- a poxy old army tent with no ground sheet and a single calor gas stove thing if you were lucky etc etc--but nowadays of course.. lots have all these mod-cons and ultimately--worth nickin.

    Whats the consesus? Do these people have tickets and class themselves as festival goers--then steal of like -minded people? Or --do they actually nick in to the site itself to do their deeds?

    This happened at LT a few years ago when a gang of scallies from Manchester i nbelive deliberately targeted Larmer and slashed a lot of tents to thieve... i gether they did get caught though.

    Once again-- I just depair.. here`s me, walking 4miles back to the van to cook--yes COOK a proper vegetarian meal for The Marroneds--- troop all the way back with it--and bastards are stealing things from tents!

    I tell yer man-- I despair, I really do.

    den

  14. I had one mate have his jeans taken from the tent and then returned minus his wallet containing £185. I had another mate drop his wallet containing £300 and some wonderful bloke used the driving licence picture to return the wallet to him. So the festival attracts both ends of the spectrum. What might sort the thieves out would be some sort of saftey deposit box system (that has permanent security) where you can leave your valuables and cash for a fee. Alternatively we should be able to buy a kit containing a snoring machine (my mate could do the snore over) and base ball bat.

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