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28.75 posts a day!!!
Damn! I knew that old sock round my tadger wouldn't work.
How do give yourself an STD tho?
Planet Dave is where he's at,
A planet made just for twats,
Twats just like Planet Dave,
A frozen poo dildo oh do behave.
Turts the flirty only hurts in spurts but he inserts dirty desserts in perverts skirts!
I may have blew up his tent in a big plethora of shit but it's all cool :-D
Solfest awaits ;-)
nag nag nag (come join our fire!!!)
Adele knows what she's doing now! YAY!
You Dad's a gaylord!
I've got love for you if you were born in the 80's, the 80's... pow pow