Smally

Sankeys Manchester is the bestest club EVA.

Alexisonfire updated their cover photo. ITS A SIGN OMG.

ROCK AN ROLL KARL WOOOHOOO

Everybody knows it's true, that all you're ever gonna be is entertainment, so entertain me.

So tired I might die.

What became of forever?

So excited

TOWIE TONIGHT YAYYYYYY.

Just looked out of my window to see the neighbour smoking a bong. Welcome to Bury.

I've been bullied into buying a phone on payday, fuck you modern world.

Quiet weekend in after last weeks antics.

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell.

Work, fabulous.

Went for a college interview today, called the interviewer darling then fell over. Oops.

Absolutely fabulous darling.

Efestivals is brilliant. Friendly Fires aren't a headlining act anyway and if I'm wrong and they are headlining on the Sunday then that, I'm afraid, will be pish. Got a funny feeling I'm not though so I ain't worried. Same goes with Ed Sheeran, if he's a headliner I'll eat my hat and possibly my ticket. He's fu*king dire.

Aw fuck yeah, its almost time for big brother.

BGT, Ants tesco club card and then Zippi casually slapping him, MOSS SIDE RESPECT BRO.

Someone come and babysit me and help me get rid of my cold, lots of love x

Woke up still feeling drunk, oops.

Pirate costume at the ready.

Brand New on Scuzz, oh ma days.

Lady Gaga in two days omg.

I hope some old scally tries and sets me up with her daughter again today. Why am I so good looking?

War of the worlds is fucking shit.