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devnull

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  1. My best one of the year was when we were in a big crowd and I started making "baa" noises, then our group started on mooing.

    Someone said "we must be like Micheal's cows off for milking". Some guy turned round, looked me straight in the eye and said:

    "My teats are engorged"

    We almost pissed ourselves.

    Quote two is "I smite my cock by the name of Allah!"

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