[The strange tale of Stephane et Grahame]

5 hours ago, paulwa said:

Far end, all the way past the Eastern style folly and right against the hedge. We learned our lesson and bought wind breaks the next year as a defensive measure😆.

Ah maybe not then, I couldn't find my tent when I was incapacitated and was definitely getting laughed at

[The strange tale of Stephane et Grahame]

5 hours ago, shoebox said:

One year, as we sat by our tent, having a couple of beers, we spotted this bloke just standing around, scratching his head and looking bewildered. He'd clearly lost his tent, but his demeanor amused as somewhat. Eventually he seemed to track it down and proceeded to rummage through it, arse-crack exposed to the world. Like a bear digging for honey (not sure this is a real thing), we were creasing up (little things for little minds) and he was soon nicknamed "The Quizzical Bear".

Saw him again the following year, much to our amusement, but he doesn't seem to have returned. Strongly believe that that patch of earth in General Camping that looks like a grave is where he is buried. It's what he would have wanted 

Genuinely think this might have been me. Near the bottom corner of the campsite basically as soon as you come in?

[2023 line up thread]

On 7/13/2023 at 9:50 AM, scatteredscreens said:

I assume tickets will sell out soon and then hopefully ticket selling platforms will open.

I have an earlybird I've had for ages I want to get rid of, I have other plans that weekend, willing to sell it for as low at £160, which is about 40 quid off the earlybird price I paid. Will likely have to wait for the proper platforms to open but if anyone wants me to hold it back for them let me know.

Did you put this on twickets yet?

[Who are these people?]

If it's the same people I met in 2013 with the trestle tables and gazebos with cocktail making stuff then they're the Eavis extended family iirc. They were let in late Tuesday night according to them when I asked

[The 2023 food stall thread!]

Said it before but I want sausage fest by the other stage back. Just want a banger in the mouth to start my day off 

Also Ken's Barbie is usually there, can rely on them to be good

[Glasto Hacks]

4 hours ago, Bike_Like_A_Mum said:

My go-to was tinned espresso martinis last year. Suits me as anything fizzy ruins me! Any other 'still' drink hacks welcome!

Tia Maria - can buy OJ at the co-op or smoothie stand and mix together. Tastes like a Terry's Chocolate Orange

Chambord mixed 1:1 with vanilla vodka. Strong as fuck and tastes like a drumstick lolly

[The 2023 food stall thread!]

Next to the other stage there was a place called Sausage Fest, did hot dogs and I think Sausage and Mash but it wasn't there at all this year. Was gutted it was my hangover food every year since 2013

[2 x Adult Tickets available (Tier 2)]

18 hours ago, robith said:

Hi fella, a pain I know but would you consider selling seperatley

I'm after one as well mate