["Really big secret"]

Kasabian? Just had a new album come out. Headlined recently, so would/could be classed as a "big" secret. Not been suggested anywhere else so would tie in with EE believing they've done well to keep it under wraps.

[Overheard funnies]

Guy: Kelis is on soon, wouldn't mind seeing a bit of that

Girl: Is that the lady with the milkshake?