[most annoying camping neighbour]

do i usually keep everyone around me up from too much banter and banging birds? guilty. do i regret it? never

[Nando's]

Nah Two Hats. There's only one Wrigley!

[Nando's]

Doesn't bare thinking about does it Slugster lad. Just get Wrigley a pint at glasto

[Nando's]

20 pages? Jesus you nerds obviously like nando's more than you thought. Keep it calm and get some peri peri sauce down ya, alwite!

[Nando's]

so is there a nandos stand at glasto or not?

[Nando's]

how does a nandos fit in with you partying the hardest?

I thought you were rock n roll man.

good question joey lad. but you know you've gotta get a bit of grub in ya once and a while. nothing does the job better than a cheeky nandos.

[Who would you like added when the full line up comes]

the wombats

you me at 6

limp bizkit

mudvayne

kids in glass house (reunion)

stain'd

bowling for soup

[Nando's]

i hope i'm wrong, but is there still not a nando's stand at glasto?

i hear reading fest is getting one this year and that could sway my vote to sack off glasto and go have a cheeky nandos and rock out to the wombats!

[any tips for this newbie?]

you're chatting dogsit Nal! top food. you're on my wrong side now fella

[What have been your worst clashes to date?]

the year is 2008. so me, wrigley, is with one bird begging me to come back to her tent. whilst i've also got this other lass texting and ringing me, demanding that i come back to her tent. talk about a clash! needless to say i took them both back to my tent and sorted them out. but for a while there, wrigley was panicking

[any tips for this newbie?]

get yourself a cheeky nando's in london beforehand. can't go wrong

[any tips for this newbie?]

1. never find yourself without a drink in your hand

2. if someone falls over, YOU PICK THEM UP!!

3. get fucked

[Partying too hard?]

This ain't no joke stuwilky. I'm scared. You don't know what partying is till you've met Wrigley. For real

[Glastonbury. . . then I'm emigrating]

Agreed memory man. Agreed. Unadulterated scum. Wrigley ain't happy

[Glastonbury. . . then I'm emigrating]

anyone who doesnt go out and vote doesnt deserve to live in this country. i think my statement's slightly more reasonable than yours.

[Partying too hard?]

Dunno mate. Just scared I might party too damn hard. Wrigley don't know how to control himself sometimes.

[who's gonna party the most this year?]

You kids are alright. You got wrigley's approval to party this year

[Glastonbury. . . then I'm emigrating]

Anyone who would even consider moving out of this glorious country doesn't deserve to vote in the first place!

Vote Wrigley. The name you can trust

[Has anyone refunded before?]

Calm it down you bunch of Nancy boys

[Proposing at Glastonbury]

Don't bother mate. Was married to a right mug for 6 year. Worst decision of my life. Stay single

[who's gonna party the most this year?]

not as much as me Untz. def not. no way

[Security staff doing drugs]

drugs aren't cool man. can't you just enjoy the music? pathetic

[MC Lars?]

Who else might sack this whole festival off if MC Lars ain't added to this line up asap?

[Partying too hard?]

I like to party. some people say too much. i say not enough, yea? but i'm worried about this glasto lads. is there any such thing as partying too hard?

[Lineup]

just wait till the full line up tuna. you'll see. you'll all see!! you can always count on wrigley