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.@guardian Breaking Baghdadi?

.@guardian shut UP

.@guardiannews so am I, Cleggy. Thanks for that.

.@JamesGShore your car is an eyesore on our street and I bet you're not even part of the village trust

.@NathanFillion as Richard Rider. Let it be so.

.@officialjaden Please Stop Everything You Do.

.@OfficialRandL lol

.@PeteBrownBeer's book on the George Inn in Southwark is stupendously funny, fascinating and something else beginning with 'f'.

.@realDonaldTrump this guy as president of the united states like, with access to nukes and everything

.@RichardEGrant's tweets are like having your own personal motivational speaker

.@SecretGardenHQ lineup announcement tomorrow. Come on, SGP. Make my (birth)day.

.@tallestman's newest album is just the best thing. Serious AOTY contender and constantly on a repeat cycle. The perfect progression.

.@TheCorrespond's debut LP is twisted. Like it.

.@TimeOutLondon has gone all Gollum on us.

'liberty measles'

'One by one, they all just fade away' #CommunityLivesOn /Rdxirpc6vi

'til moooooorning cooooomes, let's tesalte

"7 minutes of DNA linking Prometheus to Alien". Like the xeno corpse in the trailer, I guess.

"Actors dismissed. For homework, drink a glass of cognac in a bathtub."

"All I want to do is fight on top of a train. Is that too much to ask? The good news is, now I'm furious."

"Alright, here's a Peroni, and there's a glass of wine for dessert."

"At the corner, take a fright!" "SHUT UP!"

"Briefcase parade!" Community is traversing new heights of surreality this season. #CommunityLivesOn @porksmith @danharmon

"But he waded in himself, subsequently emerging shouting in pain" This is David Cameron's Cnut moment. #Jellygate

"But now is the chance for me to be the hero, so please, Michael, give me some of your money." <3 Tobias