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FUCKING SHITSTICKS I HATE LIBRARIES. Sod it, I'm going vintage clothes shopping.

This is gonna be my new About Me on Facebook RT @lauradrakec @chris_heasman Like a fruit hamper filled with cynicism.

Sod the BRITs. I just got Jeff Mangum tickets. DEAL WITH IT, PLEBS

I tried to make that joke last night and ballsed it up by saying shampoo instead. Sorry, #Brits.

And James Murphy's vocals suck. Just like LCDSoundsystem did. There, I said it. God, I'm angry.

D'aw, @wolfgang has gone and gotten himself famous!

Can someone make my thumb stop shaking please

What do people DO with no computer, no books and no TV? I've already napped through half the day.

If someone could give me a nice little flat for September, I'd be super chuffed.

Mission: find N64. Purchase. Frolic. Deliver to @JulianCGiddings. And they say students have too much spare time.

WHY'VE YOU DRUGGED THEIR ONIONS?!

“@kclsu: I see The Vaccines just won best new band at the NME Awards. Ex-King's didn't you know? Well, Justin anyway.” @joshmdalton

If this Stamford Street/Waterloo bomb scare affects the arrival of my Game of Thrones boxset I'm gonna be pissed. #theyhatemyfreedom

i hate when i'm on a flight and i wake up with a wayne coyne next to me like oh great now i gotta be responsible for this wayne coyne

Another night, another step towards an early grave.

I wouldn't mind the unrelenting insomnia if night time wasn't so sodding boring.

The only things that could possibly get me to @OfficialRandL this year are the Shins, Passion Pit or (god help me if it happened) the FLips.

I guess it's only life, it's only natural/We all spend a little time going down the rabbit hole... #whyisPortOfMorrowsofuckinggood

Look at all those quality acts! From the Shins to the Shins! And with the Shins to boot! Shame about the rest though.

Rebekah Brooks? More like... REBEKAH CROOKS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Oh, I slay myself.

London Town becomes 4.8% more pretentious today as dozens of pseudo-hipsters flock towards Union Chapel. #standingontheseaweedwater #mangum

######/EJTwrsYt This is majorly exciting

######/sZRJobBY

Beware the tides of starch.

Cheap, huge, great flat with everything included in a sweet place. Future flatmate says too far from uni. Probs not future flatmate for long