LiamShikari

@lucyemmonds_ I'm all for giving people a helping hand but they have to be willing to help themselves too, surely

RT @TolgaGuryel: Welcome to Reading Festival

If that ain't motivation to work hard and earn bare Ps I don't know what is

RT @SoVeryBritish: "You're answering the door when the food comes" "I did it last time!" "I always do it" "I'm not dressed!" "Come on" "I b…

@millylittlewood

It'll take a small miracle for me to pass this exam today

Ibiza is lit af

Matt LeBlanc was a good shout as a presenter

RT @SonicBoomSix: After the wonderful crank call I just received, I now remember why I never answer unrecognised numbers! #tiger

I'm sorry wtf is this monstrosity https://t.co/JfA0Aj7FdZ

"I'd have been so pissed off if I put a stamp on it" Christine's on a madone

Don't think there's enough caffeine in this Relentless to get me through today though

Waking up at gone 3pm is bad even by my standards

@NahItsPablo except it didn't happen you little c**t

RT @IbizaBalloons_:

RT @wearefstvl: RT to win a #wearefstvl mega package. Prize details below. Get the final £58 tickets now: https://t.co/Cs8sArRnFY https://t…

RT @JamesBlunt: I'm officially handing over my Cockney Rhyming title to @Jeremy_Hunt

@fuckoffcoldplay @DyllanMoses that was the best shout ever

RT @TheLadBible: Watch @Stormzy1 take on @KevinHart4real in a rap battle... https://t.co/qExPpb1m4e

RT @SickChirpse: It's official - the British National Party no longer exists: https://t.co/aCrWlJqoRV https://t.co/kNJdNz0Ztz

RT @JmeBBK: "W" is a dickhead letter.

RT @JmeBBK: The girl in Lush just cut the turkish delight shower smoothie rollade to 100g exactly! one estimated chop. She maybe might defi…

Why have Common People fucked their festival, it was so good last year

RT @RouReynolds: Obama: U.S. Will welcome refugees "as long as I'm president" https://t.co/SMh9dxJ2qd

Someone just let off like 30 odd fireworks... It's 2:30pm